What was one of the most uncomfortable moments of your life?

[Nichons]

Friday was definitely in my top 5 for most uncomfortable moments of my life. Basically, I watched my drunk girlfriend get felt up and touched in the no-no place by a slightly less drunk 32 year old lesbian/mother of 3 kids. Oh, and this happened literally right next to me. My girlfriend claims to have thought that was me touching her though. And I guess I wasn't drunk, because I didn't say "COOL, LESBIANS!"

This moment of uncomfortableness went on for no less than 30 seconds (the amount of time it took me to figure out what the **** to do, I suppose). I would have reacted a million times faster if it was a guy, and punched him in the face, but I don't hit women even if they're close to twice my age. There was also the fact that a small crowd of people were watching them, and I thought I'd feel like a dick for ruining everyone's fun. Anyways, I pulled her away and told her we had to leave, to which she drunkenly replied "but I like when you touch me." So I took her to my car, and we laid in the back seat (I don't take advantage of drunk chicks, even if it's my girlfriend), and I explained the whole story to her, and pretty much didn't let her go back in the house until she wasn't so damn drunk.

I'm still upset about this whole thing though, because I feel like I failed to protect her. But I guess it makes for a funny story for her..."Yeah, I was molested by a 32 year old lesbian who's a mother of 3 racially mixed kids."

[Oisterman]

Just kidding man. That is really shitty That is a real tough situation, because it wasn't a dude, you can't retaliate. Shiit.

What does she say about it now?

This could be a good thing, in the end anyway. Now you know that you can't let her party on her own. Not trying to joke. Some girls just get real crazy when they are drunk. Now you know you have one, and you've gotta watch out.

Try to chin up man. You'll forget about it eventually.

[maoc389]

This could be a good thing, in the end anyway. Now you know that you can't let her party on her own. Not trying to joke. Some girls just get real crazy when they are drunk. Now you know you have one, and you've gotta watch out.

Truth. i always call their boyfriends out on it. some girls just can't control themselves and are prone to cheat because they have no self respect or control.

....lulz.

most uncomfortable moment of my life was when i was little and i got an erection from the hot dentist shoving her boobs in my face while working on my teeth.



then she noticed.

[H4wkeye]

Hah,no worries mate,it wasnt anything serious.If you look at it,it was actually fun lol.But i would feel rather embarrassed at that moment most likely.

[Oisterman]

Its easy enough to make some sort of pact with your girl. Don't drink without me, I won't drink without you.

I worked one of those out with my girlfriend (before she lived with me anyway lol) because I used to get real dumb when I was drinking and go do real crazy shit.

I can't share my most embarrassing moment here. I've only ever told my story on the anonymous section of another board I post on.

[H4wkeye]

Oh and the most uncomfortable thing,hmm well,i want to talk with my ex if she wants to be back together,but i feel uncomfortable even when i think about it,i dont have the bawls for it. D: Im embarrassed right now
*runs into hiding*

[Nichons]

Its easy enough to make some sort of pact with your girl. Don't drink without me, I won't drink without you.

Oh, we've made that pact pretty much when we started going out, haha. Even better, she doesn't WANT to drink without me anyways. I don't want to drink without her either. We're pretty much drinking buddies. I'm more of a light-weight than her though. It's weird, because she's really skinny. She's 5'7 and weighs like 115 pounds.

What does she say about it now?

She just thinks it's funny. I guess it kind of is though, now that I think about it. And she said she knows if it was a guy, I would've knocked his lights out.

[acrobat1337]

This thread delivers.

[Oisterman]

She just thinks it's funny. I guess it kind of is though, now that I think about it. And she said she knows if it was a guy, I would've knocked his lights out.

Yeah, that really seems like something you will be able to laugh about in the future. I laugh about my most embarrassing moment now (the one I won't post), but at the time it was terrible lol.

I don't wanna post it, because I know nobody ever lets anything go around here haha.

[hobosexual]

Well that does sound pretty uncomfortable.

I think what we're all dying to know is, if worse had come to worst, could you have taken the ***** out or would you have gotten your *** beat?

[Bad Hamster]

Thursday night/friday realy early in the morning.
The dog was constantly walking or rolling over me
while I tried to sleep

[Pok]

Prostate check from my gay armless doctor.

[Deimos]

a hands on investigation of my intimates by a female doctor.... *voice in head* "dont get a hard-on dont get a hard-on"

was really uncomfortable and embarassing. and now the internet knows!

[V-Opolis]

passing out sitting up on a couch...waking up to a girl and dude sexing it up right next to me... didnt know if i should pretend i didnt see anything and pretend sleep or get up and move. i ended up moving, but i was like i just ruined their moment lol..drunk people have sex in the stupidest places.

[Zymbaline]

I'm never uncomfortable.

Now that's a lie.
Uncomfortable things happen to me everyday for some strange reason.
Today I was watching a movie with my younger cousins and this extremely long, super hot love scene came up.
Lasted for like four minutes and I wanted to go to the bathroom as usual when this happens, but I just sat there and tried to avoid eye contact with the poor children.

I didn't know if I should keep looking and risk coming out as a perv or just ignore it and look the other way, and look like a coward.
Anyway: I just started to bite my nails and picked up my phone.

Embarrassing. Ohyes.

[Bryan]

Getting hit on by a man.

[Ithian]

Had my *** grabbed by an older woman. ):

[Deimos]

extremely long, super hot love scene came up

similar incident.... on our tv package all of the adult channels are lined up after the movie channels. once when scrolling through the channels to see what movies are on i rolled over onto something called "red hot b*tches, hi do you like hot amateur couples? well this is th-" and everyone saw it.

now when someone is going through the list of tv channels they always stop on the very last movie channel then type in the number manually for about 15 channels ahead (which is sky sports) because everyone in the room knows that the next bunch of channels is that amateur sex thing and the hot wives station.... but nobody ever says anything. sometimes i wish porn only existed on the internet.

[DarkAztaroth]

I must say it's pretty much happening right now as a girl who has ignored me for 5 months is talking to me as if nothing happened *terribly offended, but still just wont tell her*

[Deimos]

I must say it's pretty much happening right now as a girl who has ignored me for 5 months is talking to me as if nothing happened *terribly offended, but still just wont tell her*

maybe you should be talking back instead of being on your computer

[DarkAztaroth]

maybe you should be talking back instead of being on your computer

Well after 5 months being ignored, I'm not in love with her anymore, and I dont want to fall in love with her again. Sooo I prefer not to talk much with her again, well at least not until she apologises...

[H4wkeye]

Well after 5 months being ignored, I'm not in love with her anymore, and I dont want to fall in love with her again. Sooo I prefer not to talk much with her again, well at least not until she apologises...

Good choice.I suggest you first find out is she truly interested,cuz it could be some other factor to why she started talking all of the sudden.Some gain perhaps.

[Paladuck]

Killing the conversation in a room with several gay people by using the word "f.aggot" to mean "a stupid person."

[Croix]

Freshman year of high school a kid everyone knew had to be gay hid all my clothes around the locker room while I was showering.

He then proceeded to watch me search for them for five minutes. We were the only two in the locker room. I finally got too weirded out and asked him where he hid my stuff. He ran out of the room.

[Bladin]

lmao, please tell me your joking, thats hilarious i laughed irl.

nope, i was getting back into bed tripped on some of my clothes which were on the ground... or coulda just been my own feet i honestly don't know, that was the last thing on my mind when the curtains came down and hit her lol, and managed to bring down the curtains(pulling one of the wall hinges with it) and it came down and got her. My bed is directly under the window, and she was in the bed, and it just sorta happened

Either your GF is black,

Or you stuck it in the pewper.

yep she's black. And I'm white, and yes, i have gotten a lot of comments about it. To make matters worse i'm about 6'3 and she's 5'2. It's honestly pretty funny, since everyone i know says we don't look like a match at all lol.

I'm sorry, but, why would your girlfriend be in that position anyways? When you're drunk, you know whats going on. Unless she was on some kind of drug?

If this was in reply to me, i'll just say it was because she's loud during the act.