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  1. 11-10-2009, 03:36 AM #1
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    Default Help me be 16 to the fullest until I turn 17 in a few minutes please

    Quick! I need help!
  2. 11-10-2009, 03:40 AM #2
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    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh, get a drivers permit? wtf is there to do at 16 lol.
  3. 11-10-2009, 03:41 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by V-Opolis View Post
    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh, get a drivers permit? wtf is there to do at 16 lol.
    I can't do that I ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES
  4. 11-10-2009, 03:42 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by SgtMeowenstein View Post
    I can't do that I ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES
    play with yourself? not much of a notice here man lol.
  5. 11-10-2009, 03:43 AM #5
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    Quick, **********!
  6. 11-10-2009, 03:45 AM #6
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    Say what?
    happy bday =p
  7. 11-10-2009, 03:45 AM #7
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    Beat off with your feet.
  8. 11-10-2009, 03:48 AM #8
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    Pleasure yourself orally.
  9. 11-10-2009, 03:49 AM #9
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    Turn 17, quick! You can only do it when you're 16!
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    Nah but seriously man commit suicide at age 16, this is your last chance!
  11. 11-10-2009, 03:52 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSkald View Post
    Turn 17, quick! You can only do it when you're 16!
    Good idea, I only have 9 minutes until an amazingly sexilicious beard busts out of my face and I instantly get 10 times sexier than I already am
  12. 11-10-2009, 03:53 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by SgtMeowenstein View Post
    Good idea, I only have 9 minutes until an amazingly sexilicious beard busts out of my face and I instantly get 10 times sexier than I already am
    lets not get to carried away now....
  13. 11-10-2009, 03:56 AM #13
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    How about with your last minutes you leave OnRPG...
    Might as well do that while you're 17 to...
  14. 11-10-2009, 03:57 AM #14
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    As a good gesture of me turning 17, http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Z55RELPH
    I want everyone to have this rar I uploaded of Doom 1 and 2
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    Gee thanks there's no way I ever would have found that on my own.

    And as per the common birthday traditions in our fine country you must now play 17 rounds of Russian Roulette, with yourself.
  16. 11-10-2009, 04:08 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by hobosexual View Post
    Gee thanks there's no way I ever would have found that on my own.
    Excuse me for trying to be nice
    You need Skulltag to run it, I bet you wouldn't have found that out on your own
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    Trying to be nice or trying to freak us out so we won't be able to sleep tonight??
  18. 11-10-2009, 04:09 AM #18
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    Do something illegal. They won't even consider charging you as an adult.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Croix View Post
    Do something illegal. They won't even consider charging you as an adult.
    he just did?
  20. 11-10-2009, 04:15 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by hobolord View Post
    he just did?
    Distributing Abandonware is only semi-illegal
  21. 11-10-2009, 04:21 AM #21
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    Happy Birthday btw~!! <3

    Lol this thread made me chuckle
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    Smoke Weed, Bang Women.
  23. 11-10-2009, 06:35 AM #23
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    Have as much unprotected sex as possible when you turn. There are no such things a STD's it a silly thing adult make up to scare us. Oh and wearing a condom can get a girl pregnant.
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    I was gonna say "have sex with a middle school girl, before you can't anymore"...but you aren't 16 now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SgtMeowenstein View Post
    Good idea, I only have 9 minutes until an amazingly sexilicious beard busts out of my face and I instantly get 10 times sexier than I already am
    it took 3 years for me to attain the sexy beard i have now.
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