everytime time i eat smth he comes and begs for MOAR , and sometimes i give it to him.

but after "human" food he has a diarrhea and he shits on my carpet >>> so lately i didn't give anything wut i eat , but then he comes and makes those big fluffy eyes and starts the doggeh crying and when i say NO FOOD FOR U he starts barking at me really loud WOOOF WOOOOF RRRRR >>