everytime time i eat smth he comes and begs for MOAR , and sometimes i give it to him.
but after "human" food he has a diarrhea and he shits on my carpet >>> so lately i didn't give anything wut i eat , but then he comes and makes those big fluffy eyes and starts the doggeh crying and when i say NO FOOD FOR U he starts barking at me really loud WOOOF WOOOOF RRRRR >>
Thats bad, and totally your own fault for giving it people food.
Not saying that my dog doesn't do the same (minus the shitting). She loves people food...but usually just sits there and tries to look as pathetic as possible.
She usually ends up with half of whatever it is I'm having.