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    Quote Originally Posted by Groteske View Post
    Hey beach, rep me!
    WHOA Begging for rep? Just like how you beg for the cock?

    Relax kids, I was talking about Roosters. Yes Groteske has an obsession of Roosters.

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    A Warder never relaxes.

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    Winter is Coming

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    From the fire-place calls the old man,
    Thus the gray-beard asks the minstrel:
    "Tell me who thou art of heroes,
    Who of all the great magicians?
    Lo! thy blood fills seven sea-boats,
    Eight of largest birchen vessels,
    Flowing from some hero's veinlets,
    From the wounds of some magician.
    Other matters I would ask thee;
    Sing the cause of this thy trouble,
    Sing to me the source of metals,
    Sing the origin of iron,
    How at first it was created."
    Then the ancient Wainamoinen
    Made this answer to the gray-beard:
    "Know I well the source of metals,
    Know the origin of iron;
    f can tell bow steel is fashioned.
    Of the mothers air is oldest,
    Water is the oldest brother,
    And the fire is second brother,
    And the youngest brother, iron

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    lol, metalheads.

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    And so passes Orpheus, son of Oeagrus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McMetal View Post
    I worship your breasts and your hair and your cunt. I worship your thighs and your eyes and your cherry-red lips... I worship your nipples, from which the milk of life flows. Your kiss is honey and your touch scorches like fire, and I worship it. Bring me your lust in the morning, and bring me relief and your blessing in the evening. Let me walk in dark places unharmed and let me come to you once more and sleep beside you and make love with you again. I worship you with everything that is within me, and everything inside my mind, with everwhere I've been and my dreams and my-- What are you doing? That feels amazing. So amazing!

    Keep talking, honey. Don't stop. Doesn't it feel good?

    It's better than anything I've ever felt. Your eyes are stars, burning in the firmament, and your lips are gentle waves that lick the sand, and I worship them... Bring me your gift, your one true gift, and make me this... always so... I pray... I...
    I loved that book.

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    Assassins creed 2 spoiler (highlight to read):





    Isn't the title the ending to Assassins Creed 2?

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    +1 with flame enchantment???????

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    McMetal demands more posts, guys.

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