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    Default admit your dirty little secrets here.

    Ok I will go first.

    I downlaoded sexyBeach3(2?) And I liked it.

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    I hate all SPOILERdead people

    They smell bad and they contribute absolutely nothing to society.

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    im alive after being shot and stabbed twenty times.

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    I haven't took a shower in the past week.

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    also i still use gaia online.

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    I've never seen a Mexican in real life.

    I'm f*cking serious, Canada's too cold for them to survive i guess...

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    Hmm..I always spend my rest day in my home town but not in my house, Well I used to stay in my lover's and friends house and then we always having a good time and always gone to comedy bar.

    My family doesn't know about this.

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    I used to come home from school early and say there was an assembly I didn't want to watch

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTingTing View Post
    Shaving balls and having sex with a girl you know for 4 days is quite normal imho o.o

    It's your youth, you'll only have it once, so enjoy it.
    this is right
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    I had sex in the missionary position.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotyman View Post
    I Lol'd
    How is that a dirty secret anyways

    My biggest 'secret' would be that I f***ked a girl I knew for 4 days >_>
    Well my real secrets won't be spilled here right?xD Why would I? That's why it's called a secret ;D

    @MrTingTing, It's completely normal. When you have oral sex with a girl. You don't want to end upwith hairs in your mouth, neither does a girl want that.

    @Loric. It's just like shaving facial hair, just down there ;D Just cut most of the hairs first with a small scissor first though. Don't shave against the hairs either, it itches like hell then xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksin View Post
    Well my real secrets won't be spilled here right?xD Why would I? That's why it's called a secret ;D

    @MrTingTing, It's completely normal. When you have oral sex with a girl. You don't want to end upwith hairs in your mouth, neither does a girl want that.

    @Loric. It's just like shaving facial hair, just down there ;D Just cut most of the hairs first with a small scissor first though. Don't shave against the hairs either, it itches like hell then xD
    do you use some kind of odecalone like after shaving thingys? after u are done shaving ??
    Some Stories Are Just Way Better In My Head!

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    I used to fake sick so I can home home early from school (this was middle school)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrueElements View Post
    Ok I will go first.

    I downlaoded sexyBeach3(2?) And I liked it.
    it's a great game

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    I used to walk to and from school in highschool so in the morning I'd play like I was walking to school then stop at a building which was near my house and wit till my parents leave and walk back home !

    Then if they came home I'd hide in a closet or summin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTingTing View Post
    Shaving balls and having sex with a girl you know for 4 days is quite normal imho o.o

    It's your youth, you'll only have it once, so enjoy it.
    Second.

    I also shave my balls, makes my shlong look bigger.:3

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonneau_14 View Post
    I've never seen a Mexican in real life.

    I'm f*cking serious, Canada's too cold for them
    It's true. I've only seen 'em when I visited the States.

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    Im 14

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    i like little tight designer? underwear like this:



    and i was on stage over-half naked at a gay club this past saturday.

    not rele a secret though, im extra open with my personal life ^.^

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    Quote Originally Posted by silence086 View Post
    i like little tight designer? underwear like this:
    If that's a dirty secret, I need a shower!

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    I did it with a girl i met tru a myspace like dutch site, she's the cousin of my X which i found out later..


    Hey Ya!

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    i laid an egg

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    I learnt how to have sex using one of those mobile 3-d games

    @Darksin: What game is that in your sig?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str1der View Post
    Woman!

    I'm secretly gay for Loric.
    Really, being as endowed as I am, it could be dangerous to leave it all just hanging there.

    I'm very openly gay for MotBL.

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    store urine in bottles/cans/cartons if feeling lazy, scratch balls/*** then smell hand, pee in shower, fap then not bother cleaning up afterwards, spend 10 hours d/l pron then watch for 2mins11secs then delete then d/l again next day, pick ear with finger then sample the taste, smell test on all items of clothing if im not going anywhere, steal food from fridge which isnt mine, drink from cartons then replace in fridge, used internet explorer for four years

    but its not like any of you know me or anything, so what the heck.



    ps - since ive left uni ive also largely left those habits behind. goodbye old friends, such times we had. such glorious *ss-sniffing times.

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