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  1. 12-17-2009, 01:40 AM #1
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    Default Christmas Question..

    How the hell does Santa goes from a Saint to a fatass riding on a sled pulled by reindeers, breaking in people's houses by stuffing himself into a chimney to leave presents, going up a chimney, and saying ho ho ho (ho 1, ho 2, ho 3)?



    I mean c'mon! He doesn't even change weight after he eats a shitload of cookies and milk in each house...


    O.o
  2. 12-17-2009, 01:41 AM #2
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    It's Christianity.....nothing has to make sense!

    It just has to sound good and make people (who don't know any better) happy.

    She knows how to party.
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    Blame Coca Cola.
  4. 12-17-2009, 05:12 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groteske View Post
    It's Christianity.....nothing has to make sense!

    It just has to sound good and make people (who don't know any better) happy.
    Do you honestly think Christians believe in santa? Or are you just a good troll?
  5. 12-17-2009, 05:23 AM #5
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    Its cause Santa doesn't conform to standards today.
    He's a badass that plays by his own rules.
  6. 12-17-2009, 05:25 AM #6
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    He's a pretty cool guy.

    You shouldn't judge him until you've hanged out with.
  7. 12-17-2009, 05:30 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    He's a pretty cool guy.

    You shouldn't judge him until you've hung out with.

    ....................
  8. 12-17-2009, 05:31 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by C~Dub View Post
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    Hail Grammar Nazi!

    :P lol
  9. 12-17-2009, 05:41 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by C~Dub View Post
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    They're interchangeable.
  10. 12-17-2009, 05:49 AM #10
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    Santa was never a saint silly! He's the antichrist.

    Plus Santa and Christianity are two separate things, they go with two different type of Christmas.
  11. 12-17-2009, 08:51 PM #11
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    @Xeno; That was the grammar error of the year!
    Technically, it's more incorrect to misuse a semi-colon than it is to exchange one interchangeable word with another when the difference is not grammar but common usage. But I don't care.

    He's magical!
    Somewhere out there Cloud13 is shedding one magical tear...
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