Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
'Fo drizzle.
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
'Fo drizzle.
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Your turn.
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This thread is a bad joke in itself.
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Why shouldn't you be afraid of trees?
They're all bark and no bite.
Where does the fish keep his money?
In the river bank.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronzefish.
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I lol'd for some reason.Originally Posted by TheSkald
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I didn't.
In fact, I outright glared at the joke.
There once was a king who lived in two-story grass hut. Every holiday the king demanded to be given a new throne as a gift. As soon as a new throne arrived, he would store the old throne on the second level of his hut and use the new one instead. But one day the hut collapsed from the weight of all the thrones, and everyone was crushed and killed.
The moral of this story? Those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
i did grin tho.
* Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
* If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
I feel like an asshole, but I lol'd hard at that.
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What sound does a brown bell make?
DUNGGGGGGGGGG
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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
Who the f*ck has a truck load of dead babies?
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