Quote Originally Posted by jaydude View Post
Oh boo hoo, Back in nam we got our arms torn off and sewed back on by blades of grass...BLADES OF GRASS!11!
Pff.. grass...

/old man's voice
Back when I served in WW2, they shot me hip. It had to be sewed back on to save it!
I'll never forget I couldn't sit for 4 months till they pulled out the barbed wire from my ***!