Oh boo hoo, Back in nam we got our arms torn off and sewed back on by blades of grass...BLADES OF GRASS!11!
Pff.. grass...
/old man's voice
Back when I served in WW2, they shot me hip. It had to be sewed back on to save it!
I'll never forget I couldn't sit for 4 months till they pulled out the barbed wire from my ***!