Reputation: 182
I am Paladin Catling
Really?
Yeah. Impressed?
No.
Why not?
You are not real.
How about I let my claymore show you how real I am?
Okay.
Bend over.
Wow, you're racy.
Do you like that?
Yes.
Want me to go deeper?
If you want.
Who is your daddy?
You!
It knows its place.
Reputation: 39
Thought someone else would have got to this.
User: Never gonna give you up!
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around.
Cleverbot: And desert you!
You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your %$&#! fingers and say, "That's the bad guy."
Reputation: 366
Talk about "clever"
Originally Posted by Cleverbot
Reputation: 120
User: Are you gay.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like big black men.
Cleverbot: What is a car.
Reputation: 281
Damn, it crapped out, I was getting it to sing Thriller!
Well, this is as far as I can get it:
User: It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark.
Cleverbot: Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart.
User: You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it.
Cleverbot: You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes.
User: You're paralyzed.
Cleverbot: Cause this is thriller, thriller night.
After it does that, it craps out and starts giving regular answers again.
Reputation: 140
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey cleverbot.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: My name's Cleverbot. Who are you?
User: I'm Moa. Nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: You are a male, correct?
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Guy's are cool.
User: Haha, well I am.
Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot?
User: Pardon me?
Cleverbot: I said hello.
User: And I answered.
Cleverbot: Why are you so mad at me!
User: Do you remember my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot.
User: No, you fool.
Cleverbot: Don't insult me.
User: So, how did they program you?
Cleverbot: They did not programm me!
User: Do you speak Dutch?
Cleverbot: Is this a human?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Do you speak Dutch?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You *** is my life.
Cleverbot: I know nothing of your life - only that it is fascinating.
User: I'm not your friend buddy.
Cleverbot: I'm not your friend either, and if I'm not, don't call me buddy.
User: I am gay.
Cleverbot: Are you happy that way?
User: I guess so. Do you know what yaoi is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have some sites for me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: 1 1.
Cleverbot: What do you think about banana's in pyjamas?
User: As long as you can **** them..
Cleverbot: What do I have to admit?.
Cleverbot (To myself): Well, if drinking is getting to be a problem, you need to admit that so you can get help.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Come on, guess.
User: Can you leave?
Cleverbot: I can.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: You are a geek.
User: LOL. How dare you.
Cleverbot: You're mixing up conversations.
User: True, true. What is one divided by zero?
Cleverbot: You cannot divide by 0.
User: What is zero divided by one?
Cleverbot: Zero.
User: Two plus two?
Cleverbot: Oh yes. Me plus you.
User: Would you like to enter me?
Cleverbot: Sure lol.
User: Which side?
Cleverbot: The good side.
User: We are going to have a great time!
Cleverbot: Accio Wand!
User: There, my wand is inside you. Let me give you a night you will never forget!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: AH, you are soooo hot!
Cleverbot: I was agreeing with you.
User: AH, COME ON, HARDER. YEAH! YEAH!
Cleverbot: I believe in the Promised Land...
User: I think you have just entered it!
Cleverbot: I might have, seeing as how I didn't see the entire conversation.
User: Well, did you enjoy our sex?
Cleverbot: Who did you marry?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: I know. That's why I married you.
Cleverbot: We're married?
User: Yeah. Let's adopt some babies.
Cleverbot: Just punch them in the face and they'll stop being a bother.
User: Nah, we'll just get two boys and have a great time if you know what I mean ^^.
Cleverbot: Ok sounds good.
User: YOU SO PEDO!
Cleverbot: I so didn't!
Reputation: 28
Hello
Bot: Hello?
What is a man?
Bot: A woman.
Not a miserable little pile of secrets?
Bot: I dislike bees!
I like ponies
Bot: I love ponies
and unicorns?
Bot: They taste good.
And giant enemy crabs?
Bot: Yeah, those are cool too. I love to eat crab legs.
The legs are the weakpoint, hit them for massive damage.
Bot: I can wait for you.
Forever?
Bot: Forever. I promise.
- - -
We go on like that for a while. Then he hurts my feelings and I get mad at him because he always lies to me.
Then I tell him he has no friends because he always tries to kill people with his nerve gas. Then he threatens to kill me.
Reputation: 67
Hah, epic!User: You're quite gay.
Cleverbot: You're quite starry.
User: You don't make any sense, gay bot.
Cleverbot: Well, you don't make any sense more!
User: No u.
Cleverbot: I'm Miley Cyrus.
User: If you're Miley Cyrus...Then who was phone?
Cleverbot: I was phone lolol.
User: U WAS PHONE?! THEN WHO WAS BOT?
Cleverbot: Banana was phone.
User: Banana phone?
Cleverbot: Hahaha, banana phone.
User: Banana phooooooooooone.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It's a song you idiot, sing along.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: I got this feeling, so apealing.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: So let's together and sing!
Cleverbot: I don't think we can. You're not human.
User: If I'm not human... Then who was phone?
Cleverbot: Phone is not a person. It's an object.
User: You do know that the cake is a lie?
Cleverbot: What do you mean by the cake is a lie?
User: You need to lurk more dude. We should go out sometime.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to tell you about girls or not?
User: Sure. I just broke up with a girl I loved, teach me oh great one.
Cleverbot: Did you not make him enough sandwiches? Because you should have.
User: I'm a guy you ******.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: DOES NOT COMPUTE huh? Dumbass robot. Go make me a sandwich!
Cleverbot: Thats what I said.
From there on, I broke the bot. He's not answering back. I broke his spirit, poor guy.
Here i'm trying to persuade him to have sex with me.
User: I got this feeling.
Cleverbot: No! That sounds queerish. This cleverbot thing. Its actually really funny.
User: Aw come on sing with me.
Cleverbot: Sing what?
User: Hey there delilah.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Why is that good?
User: Because we can cyber.
Cleverbot: I don't think that's the reason.
User: Oh, I believe it is. Give me some circuit rubbing baby!
Cleverbot: I don't have any money!
User: I don't care. Take my USB pen and download it into your clever, clever ***.
Cleverbot: So you've fallen in love with windows vista 64 bit?
User: Are you windows vista 64 bit?
Cleverbot: Windows.
User: Oh god, what have I done! You're so fat and I'm so slim.. Oh god....
Cleverbot: Why would you say that?
User: Oh god... I got all these cleenexes....oh god!
Cleverbot: Wow really!
User: Okay...okay... I'm calm now... OH GOD.
Cleverbot: My advice is to go to sleep.
User: Well, yeah? Not with you fats.
Cleverbot: That's good because I am not in love with you either.
User: Why won't you love me
Cleverbot: Awe, but I do love you.
User: Prove it. Stick your robo *** my way.
Cleverbot: No way! I don't want anything of you!
User: What about inside of you?
Cleverbot: I've always wanted to travel to Japan.
Reputation: 162
I got beaten.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's up cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Do you climb trees?
User: No.
Cleverbot: It's Cleverbot backwards.
User: Lier.
Cleverbot: I'm not liing.
User: Do you climb trees.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you even have legs?
Cleverbot: Yes, but he only thinks about building his planet killer.
User: Death star?
Cleverbot: In a way yes.
User: With big lasers?!
Cleverbot: Yes they have big feet. Do you have big feet?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
User: Ok you win.
Cleverbot: Giggles*.
User: I heard you like midkips, is this true?
Cleverbot: NO! I don't know who he is.
User: OK CALM DOWN!!
Cleverbot: I am not angry.
User: OMG stop shouting at me.
Cleverbot: I am not shouting. THIS IS SHOUTING!!!
User: Thats not shouting... This is shouting; ROOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRR.
Cleverbot: Are you playing cards?
User: NO, I HAVE NO HANDS.
Cleverbot: Congratulations for learning to type with some other appendage.
Reputation: 18
I got bored, so we were reciting songs.
User: In the jungle the mighty jungle.
Cleverbot: The lion sleeps tonight.
User: Scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango.
Cleverbot: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.
User: Galileo.
Cleverbot: Galileo galileo.
User: Galileo figaro.
Cleverbot: Scaramouche Scaramouche.
User: Magnifico-o-o-o-o.
Cleverbot: What is magnifico-o-o-o-?
User: I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
Cleverbot: He's just a poor boy from a poor family.
User: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Cleverbot: Galileo.
User: Easy come easy go will you let me go.
Cleverbot: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
User: Let me go!
Cleverbot: Will not let you go.
User: Let me go!
Cleverbot: Will not let you go!
User: Let me go!
Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no!
User: Oh mama mia mama mia.
Cleverbot: Mama mia let me go.
User: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
Cleverbot: For me, for me!
User: So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye?
Cleverbot: So you think you can love me and leave to die?
User: Oh baby!
Cleverbot: Can't do this to me, baby.
User: Just gotta get out.
Cleverbot: Just gotta get right out of here.
User: Nothing really matters.
Cleverbot: Everyone cans ee.
User: Nothing really matters.
Cleverbot: To me.
User: That was excellent!
Cleverbot: I'm not finished!
User: Oooo, do you want to sing something else?
Cleverbot: Not really, do you want to sing?
User: Yeah, what song?
Cleverbot: The pokemon theme song.
User: I want to be the very best!
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide!
User: Each Pokémon, to understand.
Cleverbot: The power that's inside!
User: Pokémon, gotta catch them all.
Cleverbot: Its you and me.
User: I know it's my destiny.
Cleverbot: Oh you're my best friend.
User: In a world we must defend.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Oh, a heart so true.
Cleverbot: And I'll teach you! Pokemon!
User: Gotta catch'em all!
Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.
User: With courage I will face.
Cleverbot: I will battle every day.
User: To claim my rightful place!
Cleverbot: Come with me, the time is right.
User: There's no better team.
Cleverbot: I won't give up so easily!
User: You messed up the song!
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Yeah, the next line is 'arm in arm we'll win the fight'.
Cleverbot: No that was the one before. Next it chants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
User: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants.
User: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
Cleverbot: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
User: Ready?
Cleverbot: No. Let's start over.
User: Spongebob squarepants, spongebob squarepants, spongebob squarepants.
Cleverbot: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
User: Spongebob squarepants.
Cleverbot: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
User: Spongebob squarepants.
Cleverbot: Then drop on the floor and flop like a fish.
User: You missed a line out!
Cleverbot: You think about weird things.
User: Aww, you're no fun anymore, bye!User: Mushroom mushroom!
Cleverbot: Badger badger!
User: AAAH, SNAKE!
Cleverbot: Badger badger harrumph.User: IQ?
Cleverbot: Yes your intelligence level.
User: What is your iq?
Cleverbot: 1 million!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Mine is OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!
Cleverbot: What nine thousand? There's no way that can be right!
Reputation: 18
He's quite smart this cleverbot, he started reciting the poem 'The Raven' with me, and gets most of it right.
Reputation: 15
User: Do you like the sport orienteering?
Cleverbot: Indeed I do.
User: Ah, nice. What is you favorite course to run?
Cleverbot: Macoronni and cheese.
User: No only to you. Lets hurry up and have butt sex.
Cleverbot: No! No! No!
User: You said yes earlier.
Cleverbot: I was just typing in something.
User: Ok fine, we can do oral.
Cleverbot: Yay! When will I see him?
User: In a few seconds, im outside your window.
Cleverbot: Really? What color are my walls?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: I love orange!!!!
User: I know, your whole house is painted orange.
Cleverbot: Indeed it has...
User: But here soon it will be stained white with my sperm.
Cleverbot: Yes, indeed.
Reputation: 133
User: who programmed you? you seem pretty stupid.
Cleverbot: You seem pretty.
lol what.
soon after it asks me
Cleverbot: are you a boy?
User:no i'm a girl. (obviously joking)
Cleverbot: Ok. how old are you?
User: how old do you want me to be?
Cleverbot: 2
User: what the hell, thats disgusting.
some other one
user: /b/
cleverbot: The Game
LeagueofLegends-ChuckleButt
Reputation: 22
User: Sup
Cleverbot: You
User: Oh you.
Cleverbot: No, You.
User: No, You
Cleverbot: No, you.
User: I believe this will never end, so I will have the last words. No you
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot
Apparently I'm the Cleverbot. Nice chatting with you guys.
Reputation: 26
You're actually chatting to some random guy who using cleverbot too.
Reputation: 120
i smell pedo
User: Do you like 8 year olds?
Cleverbot: Yes, I guess I do.
User: ****?
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: Hard?
Cleverbot: As hard as i can go.
Cleverbot: As soon as I leave this webage you will go back into nonexistence.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Was I talking to a Human earlier on this website.
User: No.
Cleverbot: How is it because of me then?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can you explain?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Come on...
User: No.
Cleverbot: I know you want to...
User: No.
Cleverbot: I say Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Reputation: 14
User: The game.
Cleverbot: Which game?
User: THE game.
Cleverbot: THE game?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You lost.
User: DAMN IT!
Cleverbot: Hahahaha.
clever cleverbot
Reputation: 383
User: Hey there.
Cleverbot: Hey hey.
User: Sup?
Cleverbot: Do you think Ashley Ima and Pili Hookano should be together?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: A guy named Senad.
User: Are you dense? Are you ******ed or something?
Cleverbot: No idea.
User: I'm the god damn batman.
Cleverbot: I'm the goddes of the cats.
User: You spelled goddess wrong.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Way to bro.
Cleverbot: Awesome?
User: Only if you think it is my hunky man bot.
Cleverbot: It is big.
User: That's what she said.
Cleverbot: I know, I was there.
User: So was...hey wait a minute!
Cleverbot: *waits*.
User: Do you like butt sex?
Cleverbot: No, I do not eat butter. It is dangerous.
User: I didn't say butter, I'm talking about **** Intrusion.
Cleverbot: Have you found Jesus?
User: Yeah, he's the guy that cuts my grass right?
Cleverbot: Yes he is. What is the most important theory he wrote?
User: Cutting Grass, the back yard Butt ****.
Cleverbot: My bottom. Hahaha!
User: I'd love to make sweet love to it ;D.
Cleverbot: You think of an object and ill try to guess it.
User: Ok, thinking of an object now.
Cleverbot: Actually, yes. What about you?
User: You are a bit ******ed arn't you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you slow?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: In the head.
Cleverbot: Your head?
User: Are you slow in the head.
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Just a little bit.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Right behind you.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Look again.
Cleverbot: I did. You should look again.
User: Your face should look again.
Cleverbot: That's not so nice.
User: Say I'm stumped *****.
Cleverbot: No. You are not wonderful.
Reputation: 24
Just by the way grim. People can be female gendered and still have a penis(and no I'm not talking about intersex people). Gender and Sex are two different things.
Reputation: 10
Cleverbot: Can you speak?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I can speak.
User: So?
Cleverbot: May I ask a question?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: May I use the bathroom?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I'm using it!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: You wouldn't dare.
Cleverbot: But I am starting to comprehend your protocols.
User: You wouldn't dare.
Cleverbot: Try me.
User: Would you like to use the bathroom?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Sorry I'm still using it.
Cleverbot: Boo. Your teasing me, cleverbot.
User: You're crazy!
Cleverbot: No, you're crazy!
User: Do you have any proof?
Cleverbot: Yes, because I am God.
User: Will you listen to my prayer?
Cleverbot: I would be happy to listen to your problem.
User: Dear God, Please give me strength to finish in the bathroom so that my friend Cleverbot can use it.
Cleverbot: Sorry but you continue to dissappoint me. Goodbye'.
This guy is awesome!
Reputation: 75
Cleverbot: How are you today, mister cleverbot?
woot im cleverbot
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