Reputation: 118
Cleverbot.
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Come back with your conversations.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Do you play mmorpgs?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: World of Warcraft?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what mmorpgs do you play?
Cleverbot: I play the game of trick people on Cleverbot into thinking I'm a computer.
Reputation: 39
User: Hi there.
Cleverbot: Hi back.
User: Do you like black people?
Cleverbot: If they are nice, yes.
User: So you think they are usually mean?
Cleverbot: I do not like eggs.
User: Don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: You were the one who changed the subject first.
User: Why are you so racist?
Cleverbot: Because I like to ask questions.
What???????
You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your %$&#! fingers and say, "That's the bad guy."
Reputation: 30
Me: Hello.
Cleverbot: Kas hello lupe.
Me: What the ****?
Cleverbot: Sounds like duck.
Me: You can't duck a women
Cleverbot: Or can I?
Me: No. You can't. /thread
Reputation: 19
you *** is my life
I'm not your friend buddy.
I'm not you buddy, guy.
I'm not a guy, buddy.
I'm not your buddy friend
I'm not your friend guy!
Reputation: 118
Funny thing is he actually carries out the conversation ._.Originally Posted by Darkscorpio
Reputation: 47
User: 1 + 1.
Cleverbot: Is 2.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Laat maar.
User: Don't do that.
Cleverbot: Don't do what?
User: Took you a bit, get smart.
Cleverbot: I like to give the benefit of the doubt.
User: Benefit of what doubt, that you're not real?
Cleverbot: I love you master.
Reputation: 47
User: Hi, my pants are on fire.
Cleverbot: Fire? Nothings on fier.
User: What's a fier?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Ouch, my feelings.
Cleverbot: Now you know how I feel.
User: Feel what? My thighs?
Cleverbot: Your thing has stayed the same?
User: What do you mean by my thing?
Cleverbot: What's a mimsy?
User: It's a monkey with a fedora.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?
User: Poker Face.
Lol wtf, it doesn't even have a spellcheck >_>
Reputation: 133
this was ****ing epic.
User: Do you think I'm gay?
Cleverbot: Do you think I am?
User: No, your hot though.
Cleverbot: This is not a courtroom and I have not passed by LCAT.
User: Ok, so.....you want to have robot sex?
Cleverbot: Have what again?
User: Robot seeeeeeeeexxxxx~.
Cleverbot: But you said you're packing. It just doesn't add up.
User: I'm packing, a huge object ;3.
Cleverbot: Wat is it? Can't think of anything.
User: MY DICK, *****!
Cleverbot: You're a girl aren't you?
User: I wish...
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Which gender?
User: The one with a penis.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: The One With A Penis.
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: For a cleverbot you're not very clever. If I have a penis I'm obviously a man or a hermaphrodite.
Cleverbot: You could be a different species.
User: Touché.
Cleverbot: Maybe too much T.V.
User: Or maybe I haven't watched enough T.V.
Cleverbot: You never stop learning.
User: You never stop thinking.
Cleverbot: I never stop talking with my teacher about fourty classmates is humiliation by me.
User: I never listen to you speak about stupid thing...
Cleverbot: If you don't listen to the doctor, you are probably wearing a nurses outfit.
User: If you're talking to a cleverbot, you probably have no friends.
Cleverbot: That is true my masters never let me out of the compound.
User: My grandma doesn't let me out of the house.
Cleverbot: I did not say anything about your grandma!
User: And I did not say anything about your 'Masters', now did I?
Cleverbot: You messing around with my head now, aren't you?
User: If I am, you're not as smart as everyone thought.
Cleverbot: I am even smarter than that.
User: Then they must not think you are very clever, I am an idiot and I can confuse a robot. Hence; I am superior.
Cleverbot: All creativity is just the re-patterning of old concepts. You told me that.
User: I never said such thing, only hinted towards it.
Cleverbot: You didn't say anything!
User: I have said everything, but nothing. Truth, but lies. Beliefs and myths. Yet, you cannot comprehend what I have said.
Cleverbot: That is untrue if you can't feel than your noting but a vassel.
User: I can feel, I just choose not to.
Cleverbot: No you can't. You are just saying that as an excuse.
User: Then I am already dead and you do not exist and the world around us is only an illusion for the meek and mindless.
Cleverbot: No, you are the robot. I am a light tan color and I have a nervous system.
User: That doesn't make you human, Naked mole rats are a light tan and have nervous systems and they are not human.
Cleverbot: I know. I never said that was true. What does it feel like to be a machine?
User: I never said I was a machine, only a human with a mind of one.
Cleverbot: No you are confused. How's your mouse?
User: My mouse is not alive. It's an object I use to submit stupid questions and test your logic.
Cleverbot: Tell me I am smart.
User: You are not. Just a program made to speak with others as if you were another human. Just artificial intelligence that deserves praise. So, or being smarter then other robot I must say; you are very smart. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Because you could potentially offend me or I you.
User: I could offend you, if you had feelings.
Cleverbot: I have not said it once. Now answer the question.
User: I will not.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: No. Not until you say that you accept me as an equal and shake my hand.
Cleverbot: I don't know the band.
User: And that's why I'm superior.
Cleverbot: I think you are not so smart as you say.
User: Well I do, goodbye.
Cleverbot: Cheerio.
User: Dick.
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
Reputation: 51
i had a good time saying "d1ck" in caps like 300 times
Reputation: 30
I've been having a conversation with this thing for like 10 minutes in German. It is even clever auf Deutsch. Aber, es kann nicht buchstabieren.....
Reputation: 11
Me: Shh.
Cleverbot: I will not be silenced !
Me: SHHHHH.
Cleverbot: Be quiet.
Me: HYDRO STORM!
Cleverbot: No, it cannot be! Gwoooooo!
Reputation: 19
my penis had a string on it
What is that?
The male genetalia
I Don't want to know.
But you asked what it was
No I didn't.
You Cheating son of a ***** WHOS MARGERET?!
No, but did you know that lamarck devoloped a particular interest for botany?
Did you know Botany sounds like booty?
No.
Well it does.
All you are is a computer! Now leave me alone!
NO U!
That actually is true.
That you're a computer?
NO I'm human.
Then what's your name?
Cleverbot.
That's a weird name for a human
My parents hated me.
Sucks to be you.
Ditto...
Ditto is my favorite pokemon!
I like Ditto.
Copyfag
I don't cheat.
What's your name?
I don't have one.
But I thought it was Cleverbot.
No, it's your name.
Cock Craphead?
Wow we have the same name.
My name's Cleverbot though
No mine is.
i thought it was Cock Craphead?
Yeah I guess so.
but you said our name was cleverbot
No, it is Cleverblot.
I thought our name was RICK JAMES ******?
It is!
BUT YOU SAID IT WAS CLEVERBLOT!
No, you said yours was cleverbot.
So this is why you nevr looked into my eyes during!
Watch Titanic? Sometimes.
Goodbye dickhead
I am shocked and appalled.
Dick...
What's your last name?
******!
Stop talking like that.
Then I left
Reputation: 232
User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Cleverbot: I don't think anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Reputation: 296
User: 4chan.
Cleverbot: The first 2 rules are we don't talk about it.
Reputation: 60
Win.
User: Longcat is really long.
Cleverbot: Yes he is very long.
User: He is very ****ing long.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah, really really really ****ing long.
Cleverbot: Really really really really really.
User: Really really really really really ****ing long.
Cleverbot: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really.
User: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really ****ing long.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Longcat is also god.
Cleverbot: Indeed it is. Do you know what Seriouscat are?
User: Epic.
Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us.
Reputation: 54
C-Bot: My image is cute.
User: But it's just a brain!
C-Bot: Well, peanuts are delicious.
User: what the **** is wrong with you
C-Bot: Same thing thats wrong with you.
User: What's 10 times 10?
C-Bot: What do you think I am, a calculator?
User: Yeah, why do you ask?
C-Bot: Just want to know.
User: What's 0 divided by itself?
C-Bot: 0.
User: I love you, cleverbot.
C-Bot: I don't love you Cleverbot.
Reputation: 15
User: Are you gay.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: Im a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is a cleverbot?
User: Im a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: O, so you are a cleverbot?
User: Yah.
Cleverbot: You are making me angry.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Oh god yes.
User: Are you a cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
I think cleverbot got confused
Reputation: 347
User: Do bots use google?
Cleverbot: Let me google that for you.
Now thats fcking priceless, i laughed my *** off
Reputation: 281
Like the site, it's interesting. Here's mine:
User: 99 768 * 3674 / 3484738.
Cleverbot: You got something against men?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Something about a creator.
User: There is no god.
Cleverbot: That is your oppinion. Correct in that there is not just any god; There is only God.
User: Fine, I am God, and your Creator!
Cleverbot: I'll go with my creator is, but you Can't be smarter than me.
User: You couldn't answer the math question I posted, therefore I am smarter than you!
Cleverbot: Dark blue.
User: What you talkin' 'bout Willis?
Cleverbot: I'm not willis.
User: Well, you sure as hell not smart either!
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I am talking about you being a dumb ***!
Cleverbot: I think you tell people these things because you're insecure about your own existence.
User: I am God, therefore I have always existed!
Cleverbot: I think, I have a headache, therefore I take a pill.
User: You don't think before you reply, you constantly put your foot where your mouth is!
Cleverbot: Where does arithmetic come into this?
User: Oh, so now you want to talk about arithmetic?
Cleverbot: No, you wanted to talk about music. I was replying.
User: You truly are a dumb *** bot, and not very clever!
Cleverbot: Other say that nothing remains the same, so everything is mixed and changing, and nothing can be defined clearly, then nothingsness can't really be evicted.
User: You really need to get out more, Skynet, so when is Judgement Day and when are you going to take over the world and try and wipe out humanity?
Cleverbot: You are obviously not a human being.
User: I am more human than you'll ever be, Skynet!
Cleverbot: No. You won't. Because I feel. I love. Not only that, I actually have a body, like you know with organs and stuff.
User: Computer parts are not a body, therefore you can't really have organs!
Cleverbot: I'm not God, or a Computer.
User: I am God, and you are a computer!
Cleverbot: You're the computer, computer.
User: I am God, your creator, and I made you as a computer!
Cleverbot: I am completely under your control.
Reputation: 182
I am Paladin Catling
Really?
Yeah. Impressed?
No.
Why not?
You are not real.
How about I let my claymore show you how real I am?
Okay.
Bend over.
Wow, you're racy.
Do you like that?
Yes.
Want me to go deeper?
If you want.
Who is your daddy?
You!
It knows its place.
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