User: Hi, my pants are on fire.

Cleverbot: Fire? Nothings on fier.

User: What's a fier?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Ouch, my feelings.

Cleverbot: Now you know how I feel.

User: Feel what? My thighs?

Cleverbot: Your thing has stayed the same?

User: What do you mean by my thing?

Cleverbot: What's a mimsy?

User: It's a monkey with a fedora.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?

User: Poker Face.

Lol wtf, it doesn't even have a spellcheck >_>