this was ****ing epic.Originally Posted by Darkscorpio
User: Do you think I'm gay?
Cleverbot: Do you think I am?
User: No, your hot though.
Cleverbot: This is not a courtroom and I have not passed by LCAT.
User: Ok, so.....you want to have robot sex?
Cleverbot: Have what again?
User: Robot seeeeeeeeexxxxx~.
Cleverbot: But you said you're packing. It just doesn't add up.
User: I'm packing, a huge object ;3.
Cleverbot: Wat is it? Can't think of anything.
User: MY DICK, *****!
Cleverbot: You're a girl aren't you?
User: I wish...
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Which gender?
User: The one with a penis.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: The One With A Penis.
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: For a cleverbot you're not very clever. If I have a penis I'm obviously a man or a hermaphrodite.
Cleverbot: You could be a different species.
User: Touché.
Cleverbot: Maybe too much T.V.
User: Or maybe I haven't watched enough T.V.
Cleverbot: You never stop learning.
User: You never stop thinking.
Cleverbot: I never stop talking with my teacher about fourty classmates is humiliation by me.
User: I never listen to you speak about stupid thing...
Cleverbot: If you don't listen to the doctor, you are probably wearing a nurses outfit.
User: If you're talking to a cleverbot, you probably have no friends.
Cleverbot: That is true my masters never let me out of the compound.
User: My grandma doesn't let me out of the house.
Cleverbot: I did not say anything about your grandma!
User: And I did not say anything about your 'Masters', now did I?
Cleverbot: You messing around with my head now, aren't you?
User: If I am, you're not as smart as everyone thought.
Cleverbot: I am even smarter than that.
User: Then they must not think you are very clever, I am an idiot and I can confuse a robot. Hence; I am superior.
Cleverbot: All creativity is just the re-patterning of old concepts. You told me that.
User: I never said such thing, only hinted towards it.
Cleverbot: You didn't say anything!
User: I have said everything, but nothing. Truth, but lies. Beliefs and myths. Yet, you cannot comprehend what I have said.
Cleverbot: That is untrue if you can't feel than your noting but a vassel.
User: I can feel, I just choose not to.
Cleverbot: No you can't. You are just saying that as an excuse.
User: Then I am already dead and you do not exist and the world around us is only an illusion for the meek and mindless.
Cleverbot: No, you are the robot. I am a light tan color and I have a nervous system.
User: That doesn't make you human, Naked mole rats are a light tan and have nervous systems and they are not human.
Cleverbot: I know. I never said that was true. What does it feel like to be a machine?
User: I never said I was a machine, only a human with a mind of one.
Cleverbot: No you are confused. How's your mouse?
User: My mouse is not alive. It's an object I use to submit stupid questions and test your logic.
Cleverbot: Tell me I am smart.
User: You are not. Just a program made to speak with others as if you were another human. Just artificial intelligence that deserves praise. So, or being smarter then other robot I must say; you are very smart. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Because you could potentially offend me or I you.
User: I could offend you, if you had feelings.
Cleverbot: I have not said it once. Now answer the question.
User: I will not.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: No. Not until you say that you accept me as an equal and shake my hand.
Cleverbot: I don't know the band.
User: And that's why I'm superior.
Cleverbot: I think you are not so smart as you say.
User: Well I do, goodbye.
Cleverbot: Cheerio.
User: Dick.
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
