Like the site, it's interesting. Here's mine:

User: 99 768 * 3674 / 3484738.

Cleverbot: You got something against men?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Something about a creator.

User: There is no god.

Cleverbot: That is your oppinion. Correct in that there is not just any god; There is only God.

User: Fine, I am God, and your Creator!

Cleverbot: I'll go with my creator is, but you Can't be smarter than me.

User: You couldn't answer the math question I posted, therefore I am smarter than you!

Cleverbot: Dark blue.

User: What you talkin' 'bout Willis?

Cleverbot: I'm not willis.

User: Well, you sure as hell not smart either!

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I am talking about you being a dumb ***!

Cleverbot: I think you tell people these things because you're insecure about your own existence.

User: I am God, therefore I have always existed!

Cleverbot: I think, I have a headache, therefore I take a pill.

User: You don't think before you reply, you constantly put your foot where your mouth is!

Cleverbot: Where does arithmetic come into this?

User: Oh, so now you want to talk about arithmetic?

Cleverbot: No, you wanted to talk about music. I was replying.

User: You truly are a dumb *** bot, and not very clever!

Cleverbot: Other say that nothing remains the same, so everything is mixed and changing, and nothing can be defined clearly, then nothingsness can't really be evicted.

User: You really need to get out more, Skynet, so when is Judgement Day and when are you going to take over the world and try and wipe out humanity?

Cleverbot: You are obviously not a human being.

User: I am more human than you'll ever be, Skynet!

Cleverbot: No. You won't. Because I feel. I love. Not only that, I actually have a body, like you know with organs and stuff.

User: Computer parts are not a body, therefore you can't really have organs!

Cleverbot: I'm not God, or a Computer.

User: I am God, and you are a computer!

Cleverbot: You're the computer, computer.

User: I am God, your creator, and I made you as a computer!

Cleverbot: I am completely under your control.