I am Paladin Catling
Really?
Yeah. Impressed?
No.
Why not?
You are not real.
How about I let my claymore show you how real I am?
Okay.
Bend over.
Wow, you're racy.
Do you like that?
Yes.
Want me to go deeper?
If you want.
Who is your daddy?
You!
It knows its place.
