I love when a fat dick...

[Groteske]

falls over on his/her fat face!

I had this fat math teacher with a semi large *** and she was walking to class and she tripped and she fell. lol

But eh since I'm a nice guy I helped her up.

Discuss fat dicks! Post pics if you like.



I'm sure this one beats his wife.

[Paladuck]

[Groteske]

Well I could of just said I love fat dick.....but then I'd get in trouble! Loopholes are where the sexy fun is at!



Lesbian cow in pink!

[markca]

There was this one incident on the bus about a year ago, the women
wasn't a dick or anything but she was still pretty fat.
Anyways, she had her niece with her and walked to the back of the bus, while they were about to sit down in the back seats the bus started to move so
she almost fell back into the seats with the child in her hands. OH! but no,
the bus driver sees someone in the side mirrors so he instantly stops,
shes lets go of the child and the little girl goes flying down the isle, I was able to stop the women from landing on her face but wasn't fast enough to catch the child, oh what a day.

and another where some guy was making his way to the seats when the bus driver just drives and the fat guy fell over a stroller with a baby in it.
wasn't there for too long cause the bus wasn't going to be moving for another hour or so, but an ambulance came.

[Xenonight2]

That's John Goodman, the best actor ever.

He can be a fat dick if he wants, he's amazing.

[Groteske]

That's John Goodman, the best actor ever.

He can be a fat dick if he wants, he's amazing.

Yeah! And I'm sure his wife deserved the beating!

I agree though, nothing beats Goodman as Fred Flintstone.

[Xenonight2]

His best role was in The Big Lebowski.

[Groteske]

His best role was in The Big Lebowski.

Eh....I haven't watched that movie in over a decade. I love you Xeno! You are still stuck in the 90s with me.

[Groteske]

I don't consider myself a weightist, so I shall refrain from joining this fray.

Oh come on! I love fat dicks. You should love fat dicks with me!

[Asiankid0]

and I thought the title "head" was misleading~ >_>

[blablabity]

There was this one incident on the bus about a year ago, the women
wasn't a dick or anything but she was still pretty fat.
Anyways, she had her niece with her and walked to the back of the bus, while they were about to sit down in the back seats the bus started to move so
she almost fell back into the seats with the child in her hands. OH! but no,
the bus driver sees someone in the side mirrors so he instantly stops,
shes lets go of the child and the little girl goes flying down the isle, I was able to stop the women from landing on her face but wasn't fast enough to catch the child, oh what a day.

and another where some guy was making his way to the seats when the bus driver just drives and the fat guy fell over a stroller with a baby in it.
wasn't there for too long cause the bus wasn't going to be moving for another hour or so, but an ambulance came.

How old was her child? How was the baby in the stroller? You just made me never want to ride a bus again.