I knew this thread would turn into a bragging thread

Turns out one of my real close homies knocked up his girlfriend (on purpose)...tonights a night to celebrate...hoo-boy.

My mom is pretty hammered off 3 beers...and shes my size! :o I dono how she does it...I wish I could. She tried to drink with us one night and just ended up passed out with my guitar hero controller lmfao.