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    If you're a ****** or a future ******, go for **** instead.

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    that's why you go for more extreme **** protection devices that cut off the ******'s penis entirely (no I don't know if such a thing exists), and hope that he passes out due to pain and blood loss :3

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    Why wouldn't a guy notice this? Also you would have to expect someone to **** you in order for this to be effective, in which case you could avoid it by not being stupid.

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    are you implying that only stupid people get *****?

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    Let's discuss the other pictures on the photobucket account.

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    Wouldn't someone KNOW they are going to get ***** to have one?

    I mean, you can't keep that thing in there...all the time...can you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinkiko View Post
    The ****-aXe is a latex sheath embedded with shafts of sharp, inward-facing barbs that would be worn by a woman in her vagina like a tampon. If an attacker were to attempt vaginal ****, his penis would enter the latex sheath and be snagged by the barbs, causing the attacker excruciating pain during withdrawal and (ideally) giving the victim time to escape. The condom would remain attached to the attacker's body when he withdrew and could only be removed surgically[citation needed], which would alert hospital staff and police. Like most condoms, ****-aXe also usually prevents pregnancy and the transmission of HIV and sexually transmitted Infections.
    i think i just found the greatest singel most hilarious prank ever...i have a chick friend dating one of my best friends.......oh ima youtube it when its over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked315 View Post
    Wouldn't someone KNOW they are going to get ***** to have one?

    I mean, you can't keep that thing in there...all the time...can you?
    technically, I suppose so. it might be uncomfortable after a while though. oh and it would probably have to be removed during her period I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowsworn View Post
    technically, I suppose so. it might be uncomfortable after a while though. oh and it would probably have to be removed during her period I guess.
    It seems good on paper, but I mean. What if she forgets she has one in...and she WANTS to have sex?

    Sure, it sounds like something difficult to forget, but I mean come on. with the world we live in, I can see it happening.

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    that happens in Snow Crash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    Yeah, but prolly not without mangling your *******.
    it's latex. It's not strong plastic xD
    So you can just use a knife or something to get it off...

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    It's just another condom with spikes on it.

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