I got molested.

**Kanaju** · 03-16-2010, 03:52 PM

My doctor touched my junk today.

:<

**slo212** · 03-16-2010, 04:00 PM

Wasn't as hot as I thought this would be...

**Kanaju** · 03-16-2010, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by slo212

Wasn't as hot as I thought this would be...

She's old and fillipino.

And she winked at me. ;~;

**Paladuck** · 03-16-2010, 04:51 PM

So did you turn your head and cough?

**MageMoa** · 03-16-2010, 04:56 PM

She's a doctor, not a perv~

**HeartlessManiac** · 03-16-2010, 05:02 PM

Did she wink with BOTH eyes? She might just be blinking.

**Cingal** · 03-16-2010, 05:09 PM

In time, you'll grow to enjoy it.

V-Opolis · 03-16-2010, 06:29 PM

not something to joke about...

**MageMoa** · 03-16-2010, 06:49 PM

You know, this sounds like a great job..

**DarkAztaroth** · 03-16-2010, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by MageMoa

You know, this sounds like a great job..

Until a big, fat, hairy and smelly old man comes in xD

Unless you meant a great *******...

**Kostolomac** · 03-16-2010, 07:35 PM

The thread title was so promising, yet the OP didn't deliver -.-'

**H4wkeye** · 03-16-2010, 08:42 PM

Did you tap her?

**Orpheus** · 03-16-2010, 08:47 PM

lol, inappropriate joke material.

$$$ · 03-16-2010, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by MageMoa

You know, this sounds like a great job..

Are you gay or not? Make up your mind already...

**Neutral** · 03-16-2010, 11:34 PM

you should have asked her to take off the gloves

both litterally and metaphorically

**olaph** · 03-17-2010, 12:13 AM

I bet you enjoyed it, your just trying to come across all innocent.

**Caden Evangeline** · 03-17-2010, 02:43 AM

Lmao This was a stupid post. I have had at least 3 papsmeres now if you wanna talk about violation try to get one of those done to you.

**olaph** · 03-17-2010, 03:07 AM

Originally Posted by Caden Evangeline

Lmao This was a stupid post. I have had at least 3 papsmeres now if you wanna talk about violation try to get one of those done to you.

Oh god...my girlfriend explained the process to me once and i cringed.

I don't like the concept of scraping...

**Neutral** · 03-17-2010, 03:22 AM

so every time i get a prostate check my doctor always gives me this really angry/jealous stare

i think its because i wear some pretty nice pants

**Caden Evangeline** · 03-17-2010, 04:01 AM

Oh yeah it's def. your pants. fooorrr suuure. LOL

**Wicked315** · 03-17-2010, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by Caden Evangeline

Lmao This was a stupid post. I have had at least 3 papsmeres now if you wanna talk about violation try to get one of those done to you.

*Googles Papsmeres*

Gentlemen...

**Croix** · 03-18-2010, 03:17 AM

Well you know what they say, man.

Sometimes you just need to lower your standards to up your average.

**Avarwen** · 03-18-2010, 03:21 AM

Originally Posted by Espio0

LOL you beat me to it.

Just be happy he didn't stick a metal object up your baby hole because it's not fun.

**Solitude** · 03-18-2010, 03:21 AM

you are not molested
you were examined
duh

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