I mean hot damn. This was no ordinary burger, this was from Ruby ****in' Tuesday. This is my first time having them, but if I had to choose a place to have my last meal, it'd be that place. **** yes.

I had a four cheese burger, with fresh onions, tomato, a wheat bun, the most delicious god-damn mayonaise and spices ever... and the burger? Medium-raw. OH LORDY.

I felt like I died and gone to Heaven. Not to mention, the burger was the size of both of my fists put together. Getting through that was like trying to get through Bermuda Triangle, but once I got through that shit I've never felt better.