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    Default Getting erections while talking to girls

    Lol, I don't know what the hell is up (pun intended), but everytime I talk to a decent looking female I get a hard-on. Its becoming a pain because I live with 3 other girls, ive been with them for awhile now, i think its effecting a sub concious part of me or something, but the other day I was wearing some gym shorts, and i was talking about college i started to get a instant *****, so i had to just do a full 180 and leave the room. now its even happening at class, but thankfully ive switched to boxer briefs lately (I don't like how regular boxers look when wearing skinny jeans), but it still causes me to feel edgy.

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    I get boners when I have extended periods of physical contact with attractive females, but no I don't usually get one just from talking to them, although I'm sure it's happened before.

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    You're a freak of nature. The only solution is sterilization.

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    There is nothing wrong with that we are guys we thinking with out penises sometimes. I totally get what your saying talk to a hot chick and you start thinking of the shit you would so to her lol. But yeah you can easily diffuse the situation by thinking of something gross like dead puppies.

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    You need to bat off more.

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    Doesn't happen to me. Well, I do get an erection if I am currently thinking about some hot sweaty smexing, but urgh. . not from talking to girls.

    Controlable.

    I never had one of those powerful mega erections you see in movies which can only be cured by a bucket of ice!

    Srsly anyone has those?

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    Skinny jeans are creepy.

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    ^ That... But I never get a ***** while talking to a hot girl, mostly because I focus on the conversation and not what I would like to do with her...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Braemm View Post
    ^ That... But I never get a ***** while talking to a hot girl, mostly because I focus on the conversation and not what I would like to do with her...
    Come on man not even once.

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    Okay... Sometimes :P

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    How old are you? If you're over like 17 your random boners shouldn't be happening.

    Or, you need to have sex or fap more.

    I used to score every other night or so when I had my girlfriend. Now I'm down to a drunken sex night every two weeks or so I felt the tension a few weeks ago, but its all good. I don't like random sex, so I try to avoid it.

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    Can't say it's ever been a problem for me.

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    Go **** someone.

    You shouldn't get a hard onn just talking to people.

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    When you break past puberty this won't be a problem.

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    I don't recall ever having to deal with this sort of problem.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Xeno
    When you break past puberty this won't be a problem.
    It's possible for it to rear its ugly head, but indeed it becomes quite rare.

    Quote Originally Posted by Murxidon View Post
    Can't say it's ever been a problem for me.
    Hmmhmm. BAZINGA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murxidon View Post
    Can't say it's ever been a problem for me.




    Don't worry. Happens to the best of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danuve View Post
    I don't recall ever having to deal with this sort of problem.

    Quote Originally Posted by Murxidon View Post
    Can't say it's ever been a problem for me.
    I lol'd.

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    what you need is one of those instant ice-packs. Honestly, girls should take it as a compliment. It's not like artists get offended when you stare at their art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zipykido View Post
    what you need is one of those instant ice-packs
    Don't use it on your *****, use it to make a sweet smoke bomb.


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    That doesn't happen to me unless I'm daydreaming about that woman sexually. I sometimes get one through physical interaction, just like a simple handshake. It's strange.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zipykido View Post
    It's not like artists get offended when you stare at their art.
    Someone's a little cocky.

    cwutididthar

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    lol, thats one hilarious issue u got there.

    http://www.awkwardboners.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadpcGuy View Post
    There is nothing wrong with that we are guys we thinking with out penises sometimes. I totally get what your saying talk to a hot chick and you start thinking of the shit you would so to her lol. But yeah you can easily diffuse the situation by thinking of something gross like dead puppies.
    ... We have a turd in the punch bowl. I repeat, turd in the punch bowl.

    But srsly, just wear like 5 pairs of boxers to constrain it lol.

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    I so totally walked into this.
    @ rude boy - most women don't really like to get it on in the morning, but sometimes i wake up and my bf is all over me and it's kinda hott! so just stick it in her when she's asleep. she'll ether love it or cut it off. LOL

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