And then she made me a sandwich.

[Oisterman]

Srsly.

I had the boys over drinking last night, and an old aquanaut (lol wtf, I wanted to write "acquaintance" but my spell checker suggested aquanaut. I thought it was a cool word so I left it there) came over and wanted to drink with me.

OK.

So, shot after shot after shot, it was tiem to sleep now.

I woke up this morning, ****ing hungover. Left her upstairs because I get up at an ungodly hour. Hopped on OnRPG to see what kinda riff raff I missed last night.

I fell asleep in my comfy *** chair and woke up just a few minutes ago. She woke up, and made me the most ****ing kickass sandwich I've had in months. Turkey, mayo, pickles, some kind of magical cheese all held together by a tortilla wrap thing.

And, its only 11 AM and she brought me a beer instead of juice or a soda.

I think I'm in love. Not really.

But to any ladies who might be reading this thread - sometimes the quickest way to a mans heart is through an awesome sandwich and beer before noon after a long night of drinking.

Only sometimes I guess.


Edit: SHE MADE THE BED TOO. **** YEAH.

[Danuve]

That sandwich sounds gross.

She should have made a cheese omelet, I think you might need to work your pimp hand in this case.

[Darc]

So....

What's her phone number again?

[Xenonight2]

This is just to lure you into her bed where she'll eat you alive like a killer praying mantis

[Oisterman]

This is just to lure you into her bed where she'll eat you alive like a killer praying mantis

Beer and a sandwich man. Beer and a sandwich.

[Hatashi]

Beer and a sandwich man. Beer and a sandwich.

Cold... beer?


Was it... it cold beer?

[hobosexual]

Cold... beer?


Was it... it cold beer?

She wouldn't still be alive if it wasn't

Warm beer? Hang on I'll go get my stupid ***** murdering bat.

[SnOwBunZz]

Cold... beer?


Was it... it cold beer?

Who cares?!

SHE BROUGHT HIM A SAMMICH AND BEER! D:

[Hatashi]

Who cares?!

SHE BROUGHT HIM A SAMMICH AND BEER! D:

...
Do you like drinking... warm beer?

[SnOwBunZz]

...
Do you like drinking... warm beer?

There's beer that's made to be drunk warm. :o

[Caden Evangeline]

I don't like beer in general so a warm beer i would vomit
~vomits~

[$$$]

Aquanaut is all I took away from this thread.

Best word ever.

[Oisterman]

I don't like beer in general so a warm beer i would vomit
~vomits~

Malibu for the ladies, Colt 45 for the homies.

Cooler on the left, cooler on the right.

Have fun.

[Caden Evangeline]

Yay...
Now we can have some fun.

[RedWraithQueen]

-takes notes-

cold beer....sammich....***** beating bat...

Mmkay. Got it.

-goes back into kitchen-