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    Default A terrifying water badger

    So I 'm having a little party at my house. We are having a fire on the beach in a few mintues.

    I just went down there to check out the wood we got and there it was. The terrifying water badger that I was face to face with the other day.

    Here is a pictuer of his family member:



    yeah.

    ****ing serioously.

    He came at me like a silent scary missile. I was going to save him because I thought it was a kitty trapped on the ice. I walked out in the freezing water to go save the kitty, and this thing arches its back, hisses at me, and dives the **** in at me.

    What would you do in this situation onrpg? I screamed like a girl and ran.

    Then told lorric about it on MSN.

    But now hes by my fire, and I'm terrified.

    I think I'll be OK. I'm just gonna brin g a weapon.

    See you guys in the morning.

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    scream liek agirl and run, you did the right thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by V-Opolis View Post
    scream liek agirl and run, you did the right thing
    They are big too!

    http://simplethrift.files.wordpress....2-1024x731.jpg

    And cute as babies:

    http://msp199.photobucket.com/albums.../FisherCat.jpg

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    I would try to befriend it. Failing that...I'd shoot it and make a nice pair of oven mitts.


    I've actually had to shoot a Bobcat while camping with friends before. It was later confirmed to be rabid. Fun (read: scary) stuff.

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    Had a weird *** dream the other night. Don't remember the details but it ended when some random *** ferret lunged at me and bit my jugular.

    It was one of those shitty super realistic dreams so I felt that damn thing bite me too.

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    Lmfao. Sorry about that...I was rather intoxicated haha.

    I saw this the other day, and last night it was out by my fire ITS HUNTING ME DOWN.

    Lol it didn't move too quickly on land, but in the water it was going SUPER FAST.

    Hopefully its gone now. I was so afraid to go away from the fire to take a leak in the dark

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    Quote Originally Posted by V-Opolis View Post
    a rabbit possum? you shoulda caught it dude, animals figured out how to have babies between species
    i meant rabid

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