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  1. 03-28-2010, 10:00 PM #1
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    <_<
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    the first time i played WoW it happened when i was partied up with a female night elf...

    that's why i play horde..
  2. 03-28-2010, 10:51 PM #2
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    Yes occasionally I let friends touch my junk.

    Nothing wrong with a little co-op sword play.

    She knows how to party.
  3. 03-28-2010, 11:25 PM #3
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    No, i have never.
  4. 03-28-2010, 11:30 PM #4
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    I had you pegged as a pillow humper,


    guess not.
  5. 03-28-2010, 11:30 PM #5
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    No, i don't need to do anything like that if you know what i mean if i want some i can get it. LOL
  6. 03-28-2010, 11:43 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caden Evangeline View Post
    No, i don't need to do anything like that if you know what i mean if i want some i can get it. LOL
    *barf*

    oh god...
  7. 03-29-2010, 12:06 AM #7
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    Idk but my lil fella is lubricating without me touching it
  8. 03-29-2010, 12:06 AM #8
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    sometimes i use my jedi powers to force ********** and perform auto erotic asphyxiation.
  9. 03-29-2010, 12:08 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by maoc389 View Post
    sometimes i use my jedi powers to force ********** and perform auto erotic asphyxiation.
    force choke?
  10. 03-29-2010, 12:08 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by maoc389 View Post
    sometimes i use my jedi powers to force ********** and perform auto erotic asphyxiation.
    I don't think Yoda approves of Jedi weak in the force using his techniques. You could blow up your junk or kill yourself.

    Dangerous is force masturbation with hand that is shaky with force. Lesson you will learn.

    She knows how to party.
  11. 03-29-2010, 12:10 AM #11
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    how did this turn into a nerdy star wars sado maso sex thing? LOL
  12. 03-29-2010, 12:10 AM #12
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    his force powers is that he can Autofellatio. . . lol @ people who have to google it
  13. 03-29-2010, 12:12 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiger1526 View Post
    his force powers is that he can Autofellatio. . . lol @ people who have to google it
    Yay I get to play teacher! Auto = Self, ******** = Oral Sex.

    I should get a award.

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  14. 03-29-2010, 12:14 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groteske View Post
    Yay I get to play teacher! Auto = Self, ******** = Oral Sex.

    I should get a award.
    /throws cookie at my screen in groteske's direction.
  15. 03-29-2010, 12:14 AM #15
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    i think everyone knew that...





    ITS NOT THAT I WOULD PRACTICE IT NO WAAAAI UH UH NOT ME
  16. 03-29-2010, 12:15 AM #16
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    It's hard to do....Wait. I know NOTHING! NA-THING!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by tiger1526 View Post
    /throws cookie at my screen in groteske's direction.
    I hope you grabbed the cookie with your clean hand.

    She knows how to party.
  17. 03-29-2010, 12:16 AM #17
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    its pretty easy.. NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW
  18. 03-29-2010, 12:17 AM #18
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    entering this thread = no pants allowed
  19. 03-29-2010, 01:22 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiger1526 View Post
    i wake up humping my bed every morning so no
    I like the honesty in this thread.
  20. 03-29-2010, 01:33 AM #20
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    Ohai guyz i masturbaetd twice today i, might go for a third two. haha I mean to.
  21. 03-29-2010, 01:49 AM #21
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    I feel sticky after I go to the club and grind on girls.
  22. 03-29-2010, 02:55 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenthydos View Post
    I like the honesty in this thread.
    'tis be true gf always stares at me funny when i wake up
  23. 03-29-2010, 02:58 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caden Evangeline View Post
    No, i don't need to do anything like that if you know what i mean if i want some i can get it. LOL
    Figures. It's extremely easy for chicks to get sex.
  24. 03-29-2010, 04:36 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    Seriously, when they want it (if they are attractive enough) they can ask any straight male and he would give it to her.

    On the other hand, if an attractive male wants sex, women want to act all conservative and shit so they don't feel like a ****.
    But on the other hand, a key that opens many locks is called a master key. A lock that's opened by many keys is a pretty shitty lock.

    If you know what I mean.
  25. 03-29-2010, 04:46 AM #25
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    The honesty is what make this thread funny.
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