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  1. 04-09-2010, 12:01 AM #1
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    Default Daddy's Birthday

    Alright, so my daddy's birthday is coming up and I don't know what to buy...
    Help me! =[
  2. 04-09-2010, 12:07 AM #2
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    A necktie.
  3. 04-09-2010, 12:08 AM #3
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    Buy him a toaster.

    Everybody likes toasters.
  4. 04-09-2010, 12:08 AM #4
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    *inb4somethingsexual* (edit: well...necktie...)

    I always get my dad something for his garden and a calendar.

    @Skald - they have toasters that ****ing make eggs now! Thats what Htown got his mom for Christmas. Awesome!


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  5. 04-09-2010, 12:23 AM #5
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    Just think of what he likes best, or what he loves to do. I mean he is your father, we don't really know what he likes xD, and he will love what you get him either way. So just get him what you think he would like.
  6. 04-09-2010, 12:33 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSkald View Post
    Buy him a toaster.

    Everybody likes toasters.
    Dammit, I wanted to suggest this.
  7. 04-09-2010, 12:39 AM #7
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    I suggest babysitter and me part 3.
  8. 04-09-2010, 12:40 AM #8
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    A BJ





















    Member ship card.
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    A martini shaker. A set of whiskey glasses. A bottle of 50 year old scotch. A gift card from the local liquor store. A new dress shirt. Maybe a jersey from his favorite futbol team. A subscription to a magazine he enjoys. A power saw. His boss's head on a plate. Some wax/polish for his car. The James Bond collection. Lord of the Rings in Blu-Ray. Some other collection of his favorite movies. A new coat. A new watch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sidimazz View Post
    BJ humor
    i knew it was coming

    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    they have toasters that ****ing make eggs now! Thats what Htown got his mom for Christmas. Awesome!
    i got to get me one of those
  11. 04-09-2010, 01:26 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by sidimazz View Post
    A BJ












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    Nice, bro!
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    Socks and Jocks
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    Tell your mom to have sex with him , best present for him.
    Nothing like knowing that your parents still have sex , it means the marriage is in good condition.
  14. 04-09-2010, 11:27 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kintou View Post
    Tell your mom to have sex with him , best present for him.
    Nothing like knowing that your parents still have sex , it means the marriage is in good condition.
    All the while the loud creaking scars you for life..
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    Quote Originally Posted by olaph View Post
    All the while the loud creaking scars you for life..
    Fights and arguing scar you more than knowing that your parents love eachother and still have sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kintou View Post
    Fights and arguing scar you more than knowing that your parents love eachother and still have sex.
    I think I'd rather hear my parents fighting over something stupid than think about my dads *****.

    Maybe its because they're divorced and I don't HAVE to think of such things...but shiiiiiit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    I think I'd rather hear my parents fighting over something stupid than think about my dads *****.

    Maybe its because they're divorced and I don't HAVE to think of such things...but shiiiiiit.
    no you wouldn't
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