Roommates are a pain..

[Aravion]

My roommate is the most annoying turd I've ever met.

I don't want to get into details on the things he does, but they piss me off and now I'm out for revenge.

I need your help, are there any ways you can help me get back at my roommate?
Anything would be helpful as long as it results in him getting the message.

~ Thanks in advance.

[V-Opolis]

ummmmm, bein a dick will only make it worse.

I know a girl whos roommate tell ppl she beats her dog and starts fires in her room. The roommate is also bipolar. She just ignores her. itd only get worse if she showed out towards her.

and itsk inda hard without knowin what he does. just tell hi mto stop doin the shit.

[†Ð£MØц]

1. Make kitchen floor slippery
2. Setup camera
3. Upload to internet
4. ???
5. PROFIT

[Groteske]

Eh just kick his *** out and get a new roommate.

[hobosexual]

Beat his ****ing face in and tell him to stop being annoying.

[Paladuck]

[shofuji]

Eh just kick his *** out and get a new roommate.

If they both split the rent, this probably isn't feasible. Unless it comes down to a battle of who can force whom to leave.

I say, tell him/her directly. And if that doesn't work, put some syrup of ipecac on the food they eat when they're not looking, tell them they are getting allergies/viruses that are harmful, trick them into leaving, and get a new roommate.


It would really awesome if said roommate posted here and it was actually the OP that was the "bad" roommate.(Not implying anything, but it would just be great)

[hobolord]

Tell him hes annoying straight out or move out yourself.