Man Law!!

[Songz]

This is what we live on. Men, Enjoy
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1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.

1A) Have fun but be honorable, respect women, only a real man can achieve this.

2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.

4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
(The exception to this

[Groteske]

Those are too many laws!

The only laws a man needs are:

1. Don't drink so much that you can't honestly say that you don't remember doing that thing you did last night.

2. Never call the one night tramps back.

3. Keep the meat packaged.

4. Marriage is for suckers.

5. Have sex with men.

6. Love black penis.

aMIdoindesrite?

[Testeagle]

umm yeah maybe for a gay guy, but in general no grot... and honestly at OP way to many laws for a man.

[hobolord]

I gave up after 30.

[Ronin]

Wow...

I broke more than 2/3rd of them already.

Reading on...

I don't care for any of them all that much.

[Oisterman]

I like 19 best.

And disagree with 20.

[Norrin Radd]

I hate such collective thinking.

[nawrasz]

So....

Like.....

Bro.....


should have told me earlier

[Elegance]

Bwahaha. The war is over.
Women have the intel now.

Really though, some of them made me giggle.