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    ACTOR Johnny Depp rescued a friend from a mugger brandishing a broken bottle in Los Angeles, The Sun reports.

    The robber allegedly backed down, saying, "I ain't stealing from Captain Jack," after he was confronted by the Pirates of the Caribbean actor.

    Depp - who plays Captain Jack Sparrow in the hit movie series - stepped in when British singer Stephen Jones was accosted for cash as the pair left a recording studio in Los Angeles.

    A friend said last night: "It was an extremely scary moment. This guy looked off his head.

    "Johnny looked him straight in the eyes and told him to back off."

    The 46-year-old star has just recorded a guitar solo for a new track by Jones's band Babybird.

    After Depp intervened, the star-struck robber backed down.

    "He looked at Johnny and said, 'I ain't stealing from Captain Jack' and put the bottle down. Johnny gave him a few bucks and told him to straighten up his life."
    http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news...-1225861684273

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    Awh, good of him to give the guy some money anyway.

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    Haha! Cool! I'm gonna try to stick up Johnny Depp if I ever see him. Then just say "haha, nah, JK bro." and hope he gets drunk with me.

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    "I ain't stealing from Captain Jack"

    no better reason could have been given~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Griffin View Post
    The robber allegedly backed down, saying, "I ain't stealing from Captain Jack,"
    Huuuge indication that this guy is a crackhead. Man, they're so wigged out on that sh*t that they can't tell the difference between reality and fantasy. ;o It makes for some hilarious and often scary moments, the life of a crackhead is truly bittersweet

    -for me, to observe, that is. For them it's just bitter, horribly bitter. ;/

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenDewd21 View Post
    Huuuge indication that this guy is a crackhead.
    Or the fact that hes using a broken bottle. I mean...even a kitchen knife would be more effective than a bottle. And its not like they are really THAT hard to come by.

    It seems like if you were gonna go outta your way to wake up and say "I think I'll rob someone today", you'd at least take the time to steal a knife from Walmart or something, no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    Or the fact that hes using a broken bottle. I mean...even a kitchen knife would be more effective than a bottle. And its not like they are really THAT hard to come by.

    It seems like if you were gonna go outta your way to wake up and say "I think I'll rob someone today", you'd at least take the time to steal a knife from Walmart or something, no?

    lol, he would have to steal that knife first =/..


    edit. didn't read the bottom =D

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenDewd21 View Post
    Huuuge indication that this guy is a crackhead. Man, they're so wigged out on that sh*t that they can't tell the difference between reality and fantasy. ;o It makes for some hilarious and often scary moments, the life of a crackhead is truly bittersweet

    -for me, to observe, that is. For them it's just bitter, horribly bitter. ;/
    How does that make him "cracked out"? Because he referred to him as the character he played in a wildly successful movie franchise? Gee, I wonder what's wrong with him.

    So is everyone who calls Lou Ferrigno "Hulk" cracked out as well?
    Ever think they could just be joking or doing it on purpose?

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    A valuable lesson was learned for all involved: don't steal from Captain Jack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    Or the fact that hes using a broken bottle. I mean...even a kitchen knife would be more effective than a bottle. And its not like they are really THAT hard to come by.

    It seems like if you were gonna go outta your way to wake up and say "I think I'll rob someone today", you'd at least take the time to steal a knife from Walmart or something, no?
    It was probably a 'in the moment' kind of thing. Some drunk guy sees someone with alot of money and only has a bottle of whisky on him.

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    i wonder how much a "few bucks" is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiger1526 View Post
    i wonder how much a "few bucks" is.
    ^^Same^^

    But eh everyone wins here. The guy gets some money and Johnny Depp gets to be a hero. And people talk about him more and blah blah and he gets publicity.

    She knows how to party.

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    It's cool that he gave the guy some money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by power_gamer_6 View Post
    How does that make him "cracked out"? Because he referred to him as the character he played in a wildly successful movie franchise? Gee, I wonder what's wrong with him.

    So is everyone who calls Lou Ferrigno "Hulk" cracked out as well?
    Ever think they could just be joking or doing it on purpose?
    My god PW6 you're on to something here. For too long have we let this kind of malarky fly by, we need to assist, we need to resist, we need to persist!

    Any more room on the care bus?

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