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    Default Oisterboy - the movie.

    Coming soon to a torrent near you?

    So. I'm starting to work on a movie full of drunken Jackass like antics filmed right here in my casa/hometown.

    I guess most of the filming will take place this summer and I can work on the editing and whatnot as I go.

    I plan on offering it on a "pay what you think is fair" basis - because everyone knows I'm a strong advocate of piracy. I ALWAYS pay something when music artists offer this, and I think its a great system.

    Anyway. I need halp onrpg. Halp planning. Any idea - just mention it. We're not afraid to get hurt, or be on fire, or anything like that. Any ideas - go for it.

    So far we have nitrous obstacle course (aka laughing gas) and hammer dodge.

    It'll also be filled with me blasting my friends in the head with a basketball, and prolly some huge explosions and people doing stunts and getting really hurt.

    So, anyways...ideas guys, ideas!

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    Hehheehhehee...



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    Being drunk is a pre-requisite to all of the tasks at hand, so thats a given.

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    In some very jocular setting. Maybe on your body.

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    LOL that looks like it really has potential! And we have a science dude who could take care of all that too.

    Chemical burns =/= cool though haha.

    Also - we can explode stuff too. Like, whatever you can think of (that wouldn't cost too much money anyway). Anything we can find in a junk yard.

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    Drink Mercury or snarf some plutonium dust.

    Just kidding. Give some previews though, hmm?

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    This is a really, really new project. And yeah, there will be some "trailers" or "episodes" first on youtube to build up interest. Then, I'll count on it getting circulated like Bumfights.

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    Modern day jousting.

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    create a huge contraption full of bullshit that like pours tea at the end or kicks you in the nuts. or hit's a beehive and you guys start running saying "oh ****!" are you going for jackass style?

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    Take your couch and let someone be in the couch under the pillows (or however it is called) in a way you wouldn't notice and tell him to some stupid stuff when someone goes to sit on it, like poking with a stick or so.

    However, the person that is going to sit on it knows he's there, so he's going to "jump-sit" on the couch (or something else if anyone knows a better idea). :o

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    Oister if you need someone to edit it all together then i'll do it for you.
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    Have a race on ATV's around those sandpits nearby you?
    Could also go mono e mono against that terrible water badger.

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    Lol I love the ideas guys, they are all going on the discussion board for this film.

    And I'll be doing the editing myself most likely, but if you're skilled and experienced in that field Takio, I'll surely be in touch for some tips!~

    Also - if any of you know some musical acts that would like to donate some tunes for the video that would help out A LOT. I couldn't pay much...but if I end up making a buttload of money from this (unlikely) I promise I'll hook something up for them!

    Any type - hiphop, techno, metal. Original songs only...I don't wanna get in a butt load of trouble for using someones copywritten material without permission. I know theres some dudes around here who make some pretty boss beats. If I had any money going into this, I'd commission a track. Right now all I can promise is a mention in the credits at the end Anddddd, maybe a mention in the bottom corner, like MTV/VH1.

    Edit: Oh, and movie titles, of course.

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    Terrible Water Badger II.


    Also, something like this would be awesome. (On a smaller scale, of course)


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    ^ Similar to above, have no-holds-barred fisticuffs on a trampoline. My cousins and I had a boxing tournament a few years ago on one, but it had a net around it (which we ended breaking in the championship round).

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    Do a fart in a bong stunt xD get someone to let a huge ripper in the bong then take a hit.


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    Your video is going to have to be pretty extreme if you want people to take notice. No holds barred stuff. The suggestion above is neither.

    Just childish.





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