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    Welcome to the informal club of people that think of it as utter....shit.


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    I am only offended by how deprived the original vampire look was when Twilight was made. They aren't 17 year old sparkling vampires.

    I mean, modern vampires, that's cool. Give them a biker jacket, make them bad ***. (Blade is being referred to) But..don't make them have teenage drama problems...

    Also, on that note, when I saw the preview for New Moon, I liked how they made werewolves...just wolves.

    Way to go! Werewolves = Bigger version of wolf!

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    LOL I love how Edward is suppose to be 109 years old but he's still having teenager problems. I'm like WTF? But eh even the bad guys in the movie are not scary.

    That homeboy could of been a psycho. He's a balding biker! In flannel! So not scary.

    She knows how to party.

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    I will say that the first Twilight was just aight. The first section of Breaking Dawn sucked, and I felt ripped off at the end.

    I liked New Moon and Eclipse; go Team Jacob.

    Also, I've liked the movies so far. New Moon > Twilight, again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Groteske View Post
    LOL I love how Edward is suppose to be 109 years old but he's still having teenager problems. I'm like WTF? But eh even the bad guys in the movie are not scary.

    That homeboy could of been a psycho. He's a balding biker! In flannel! So not scary.

    Yeah. I guess...if you take away the 0, you have 19. Ta-da.

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    There has been a post about this already. I believe shadowsworn posted an epic review of the book that described it for exactly what it was- girl porn without the actual porn.

    Literally, i've read female erotica novels with better dialogue and plot than this. (I like to read, girlfriend had some. Reading female porn novels out loud is actually QUITE amusing)

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    Quote Originally Posted by maoc389 View Post
    There has been a post about this already. I believe shadowsworn posted an epic review of the book that described it for exactly what it was- girl porn without the actual porn.

    Literally, i've read female erotica novels with better dialogue and plot than this. (I like to read, girlfriend had some. Reading female porn novels out loud is actually QUITE amusing)
    I think you mean romance novels.

    Jacob took his shirt off again for like the thousandth time.... He's so beautiful!!!

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    Twilight sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by KillHannah View Post
    Twilight sucks
    I mean the whole Twilight franchise.

    DON'T MISUNDERSTAND ME WOMAN!

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    I don't even bother arguing against it. I could do without the blood-boil.

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    i ♥ twilight

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    Twilight is an abomination to all vampire movies terrible is terrible.

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    Twilight is a disgrace to vampire movies and that fatass chick that wrote it should be arrested and jailed for like 30 years for that. Gosh I hate Twilight movies >.<

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    Quote Originally Posted by KillHannah View Post
    Twilight sucks
    I take it you say it sucks now because 2 actors that don't have a big role probably end up quitting/getting fired? or sarcasm >_>


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    So, how many times did you ********** to it?


    Hey Ya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixkil View Post
    Not as much as you did
    But we didnt even compare numbers....

    Not like my 68 times is a lot is it?

    Is it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by nawrasz View Post
    But we didnt even compare numbers....

    Not like my 68 times is a lot is it?

    Is it?
    ... shit, I did more

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixkil View Post
    ... shit, I did more
    So di....

    I SWEAR I DIDN'T FAP TO eerh... who was playing that chick again?


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    Quote Originally Posted by SnOwBunZz View Post
    But I only fap off chicks!

    The stuff that Groteske does to me is from another whole category of porn!

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    Different strokes for different folks man. It is what it is. I hate it, but whatever. If it makes a bunch of people happy, who am I to say shit about it?

    Meh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    Different strokes for different folks man. It is what it is. I hate it, but whatever. If it makes a bunch of people happy, who am I to say shit about it?

    Meh.
    Sometimes the urge to join the troll bandwagon is too big to not say shit about it. ><


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    Quote Originally Posted by maoc389 View Post
    and if there aren't, then we know that modern taste and intelligence has just gone to shit.
    Very true. This is evident not only in these movies/books, but in all popular culture. Think about it...back in the day music had a message. A lot of it was very political, and people connected with it. They actually believed in things and fought for them.

    Today, people don't want music with a message. They want *****es in the club and super soaking hoes. And when something intelligent with a message DOES come along, its either misunderstood ("I can ride my bike with no handlebars) or just simply rejected and pushed onto the backburner for the few people who ARE listening.

    Sad times we live in sir, sad times.

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    So what else is new? You should see the scenes that were edited out, it could have been worse. Clash of the Titans is also going to be a game, as far as movies(and games base on movies) that's about the only thing I am interested in recently.
    Quote Originally Posted by maoc389 View Post
    and if there aren't, then we know that modern taste and intelligence has just gone to shit.
    Have you seen Idiocracy? Mike Judge's social commentary sums it up best, he's a genius.

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