A creature has breached my fortress

[matey]

so i dinged to 10 in Aika and was really excited and stuff then bam,out of the corner of my eye i saw a small mousse (no larger than my large penis) enter the room

so i told Epickness that i dinged and ran outta the room

now how will i clean my fortress?

[blablabity]

With a gun.

[SnOwBunZz]

Your eyesight must be amazing to see such a small mouse.

[matey]

well you all should switch places!this rat is scary

[H4wkeye]

The only safe way to get rid of the mouse for sure, is to rig your house with C4 and detonate it. It's the only way that works.

[landuranus]

well you all should switch places!this rat is scary

First you said it's a mouse, and now it's a rat.

Are you trying to make your penis look bigger?

[Oisterman]

Mice are pretty awesome.

I let them live until they are murdered by one of my pets.

[uhjpae]

Maybe it just wants some cheese...

[maoc389]

Mice are pretty awesome.

I let them live until they are murdered by one of my pets.

power overwhelming. damn bastard zer.. er mice.

what did they kill. I can hardly see a group of mice killing something, unless it was a cat in true tom and jerry style.

[Hatashi]

Slap it with your penis until it dies.

[Hatashi]

Rofl no. I mean I let them live until my pets kill THEM. I don't mind a mouse just chilling in my house. But my cat or dog always just kills the shit out of them.

Ah man, you better laugh.

So it was 24:30, I was sitting on my couch chilling, and watching a movie with Steven Segal, lights were out, and I'm just watching, suddenly my neighbours cat comes in through my window, (I have a window on the roof), and the cat is on roofs occasionally, it comes to my couch, sits next to me, and we relax and watch the movie.

I love that cat, in fact I could even make lov--
WAIT NVM^

[Oisterman]

Lol. Awww, cool! I wish I just had a random visitor cat.

[maoc389]

Lol. Awww, cool! I wish I just had a random visitor cat.

till it gives you ringworm

random visitor cats sound so chill though. Makes for a good story as well.

[Abhorsen]

i had a spider dropping inbetween my monitor and my face yesterday lol while i was playing, he came down from the roof from his web. good thing it wasnt a fat one otherwise id scream like a little girl.

[Hizumi]

[$$$]

That looks like really soft fur.

I want to bask in it.

[MoonSoul]

it really does look like fur if you looks closely at it,if you find it tell me

and i am now being scared outta my mind,hearing little bumps behind me dun dun dun

Oh God



Unless he looks like any of those you got nothing to be afraid of =.=