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  1. 06-13-2010, 12:59 PM #1
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    Default Boy marries cow

    http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpps/news/we...100612_8057203

    A Bali teenager caught trying to have sex with a cow was punished by having to marry the animal in front of hundreds of curious onlookers, the Jakarta Globe reported Friday.

    Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, western Bali, was caught trying to romp naked with the animal in a paddy field.

    Alit admitted ********** but told shocked bystanders he had fallen in love with the bovine after it "seduced him" with flattering comments.

    Elders organized the "wedding" to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, the Globe reported.

    Humiliated Alit fainted as he was forced to wed the farm animal in front of hundreds of people.

    The "bride" was led to a nearby river after the ceremony and drowned. Alit was symbolically dunked under the water to cleanse him from "defilement."

    “Only his clothes were thrown into the sea,” said one villager. “He’s actually a quiet kid.”
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    Woah....

    That's just...

    Woah....
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    He's not the first one.


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    PLEASE tell me they also cut her up, cooked her, and forced him to eat his new wife.
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    I think he is on to something, for instance a cow doesn't talk or expect you to listen!
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    Quote Originally Posted by olaph View Post
    I think he is on to something, for instance a cow doesn't talk or expect you to listen!
    yeah but it sh*ts all down its own legs every day and doesnt brush its teeth.

    so a bit double-edged that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deimos View Post
    yeah but it sh*ts all down its own legs every day and doesnt brush its teeth.

    so a bit double-edged that one.
    Ive seen women do exactly the same thing!



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    wtfux is wrong with these ppl!
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    There are so many wrong things on so many levels.
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    you see this is normal in the Easter world xD so no biggie ,but cows are sacred over there,so he was punished by this
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alivada View Post


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    what the fuck

    though that said aren't perverted ranchers always fucking their sheep. this is just the eastern version of that
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    Y'all are just like...trying to suppress his love and free spirit and stuff, maaaaan.
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    I dunno why people are so shocked by beastiality. Sure, its taboo, but people have been having sex with animals for 1000's and 1000's of years.

    Being on the internet has really desensitized me to not giving a shit or being grossed out by these stories. I dunno.

    If anything, it makes me lol a little.


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    They should have drowned the guy too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    I dunno why people are so shocked by beastiality. Sure, its taboo, but I have been having sex with animals for 1000's and 1000's of years.

    Being on the internet has really desensitized me to not giving a shit or being grossed out by these stories. I dunno.

    If anything, it makes me lol a little.
    Bwahahahaha, look who is into **********!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin Catling View Post
    Bwahahahaha, look who is into **********!
    Leave him alone! You, you....hater.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Alivada View Post
    That's Allison from America's Next Topmodel.

    Gawd, that was embarassing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MageMoa View Post
    That's Allison from America's Next Topmodel.

    Gawd, that was embarassing.
    Correction; that's Creepychan from /b/.
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    Quote Originally Posted by power_gamer_6 View Post
    Correction; that's Creepychan from /b/.
    Pff, that's Allison Harvard :3 [Yeah, I know she's called creepy-chan on /b/]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin Catling View Post
    Bwahahahaha, look who is into **********!
    Yeah, I can't get enough of that horse *******.



    Nah, but srsly...whatever gets you off I guess?

    And ew, no, I don't enjoy ********** lmao. I'm just not surprised that other people do.


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    I read the same article a few days ago, but it said that they drowned the cow to rid the village of bad luck?
  24. 06-14-2010, 11:37 AM #24
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    Wow! In America you get a fine.... Marriage is way worst.

    She knows how to party.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    I dunno why people are so shocked by beastiality. Sure, its taboo, but people have been having sex with animals for 1000's and 1000's of years.

    Being on the internet has really desensitized me to not giving a shit or being grossed out by these stories. I dunno.

    If anything, it makes me lol a little.
    And people have been ******ed for 1000's and 1000's of years.
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