Greetings dear citizens of the glorius north korean republic!
It is I Richardson informing you that

is better korea than

As proof here is our wonderful national leader

and here is theirs

Our food is plentiful!

as you see here an american puppet steals our cattle out of jealousy to feed his family!
They deserve their loss in the victorious war!

Our glorious eternal leader is grateful for your benefits all these years!

And in exchange for your loyalty to the almighty korean republic we have purchased the power of an american corporation and make them bow before us in a limited time offer to decrease their puny currency prices compared to ours!
http://store.steampowered.com/
Fight hard comrade!
CRUSH THE CAPITALIST PIGS!

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