Reputation: 16
Someones gaining weight!~
I don't know how true this is, but Jessica needs to get her act together and drop down to her usual gorgeous self. When a hot woman can't tell the difference between chicken and tuna it's kind of cute, but when an ugly fat woman does it, it's just annoying. And when an ugly fat woman gets annoying, the chances of their face meeting my fist increases by 300%.
Reputation: 35
Okay image wouldn't show so I used my mod powers to click edit and extract the link myself. Here it is for everyone:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/images...impson-fat.jpg
My only response is this. Why the hell are you reading magazines like that?
Reputation: 37
Maybe he read it while getting his nails done
Heeeeey Theeeeere
Reputation: 16
At least i dont straighten my hair princess xDOriginally Posted by Dedinho
Edit**
whoops double post O.o
Reputation: 10
Man, you guys are girly. I don't get my nails done. I don't curl or straighten my hair, I brush it.
There was an article on Jessica about how her butt went flat. Maybe that's why she got fat cause she was eating ice cream all night.
Reputation: 16
lol read this one about her on tha site
i mean damn this guy is such a loser but hilarious.
Jessica Simpson is big boned - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com
Reputation: 467
lol
i love you as much as is humanly possible without it becoming gay or weird.
Reputation: 16
hah i kno~ i love comedy like that.
i laugh out loud for a long time xD
don worry, with this amount of funny
you can love anyone. besides fat people. ;]
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It was a joke biznatches, if you read my otha post you'd know.
No one take offence to these slightly considered fat jokes xP
cause i really do enjoy chillen with some obease people,
just not in public, or anywhere else.
yoo vice!~!~
lota pharrells songs are mad hot.
numba one
young girl
to tired to list the rest. sleep~ its 4 =/
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