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    Hey guys iv been playing games since i was 9 years old i played wow for 1 year and just quit wow for 4 months ago and life is so much better than it was before now girls talk to me and i talk to them and stuff. This may sound stupid but how do u get a girlfriend ? or what do you talk with the girl to be yours and stuff could anyone explain me please

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    You buy them off certain websites.

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    You cant "get" one.
    Just keep talking to girls and soon, you will start liking one, maybe ask her out on a date?
    Get something to drink together?

    First thing you do is find someone you like.


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    Tell them your penis size. If it's big enough they'll drop their clothes right away.

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    Edit: Oh shit this is in general? So I actually HAVE To reply seriously? Oh man...uhh...
    I highly suggest finding a girl that you find the most attractive personality wise...and then try and flirt with her, compliment her, don't be afraid to ask her out. Just go "Hey...want to see a movie" at your age (I'm assuming you CAN'T drive) that's pretty much the best place to go.

    During the date play it smooth, I actually LIKE to watch the god damn movie...and let me just say...first dates are first dates...don't expect to have an epic make out scene on her front door after she says "I uh...had a great night" because it's not like that man.

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    Meh, just go back to WoW. It's better then a girlfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by H4wkeye View Post
    Meh, just go back to WoW. It's better then a girlfriend.
    Or find an e-girlfriend on world of warcraft, she might even give u some gold!

    pro-tip.


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    LOL.

    I never understood the whole you need advice to get a girl. Just talk to us. Flirt. Be Nice. Listen. Be Funny. it's the simple sht that gets us (:

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinay View Post
    lol.

    I never understood the whole you need advice to get a girl. Just talk to us. Flirt. Be nice. Listen. Be funny. It's the simple sht that gets us (:
    YOU'RE A CHICK?!


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    Quote Originally Posted by XR LewiGee View Post
    now girls talk to me and i talk to them and stuff.


    That's all I can think of.

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    Actually, I think we got trolled.


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    I think you're right.

    HE'S LAUGHING AT US NEETS FOR HAVING NO GIRLFRIENDS :<
    *Cries in a corner* .

    On-topic;

    So you're saying quitting the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" made you attractive in the eyes of them females? Either you're pulling our leg, or your charms just switched on.

    Pro-tip to get a girlfriend - Get them on the bed, naked. Make 'em pregnant and they're as good as yours. -winkwink-

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    The legitimacy of this thread is questionable at best.

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    Well, just talk to one you like.

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    Humans and their problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin Catling View Post
    Humans and their problems.
    So you cats got no problems with relationships and finding a partner? Interesting...

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    Quote Originally Posted by H4wkeye View Post
    So you cats got no problems with relationships and finding a partner? Interesting...
    We, Furries, are not monogamous. However we still have a fav partner though.


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    Brag about your raiding gear to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XR LewiGee View Post
    Hey guys iv been playing games since i was 9 years old i played wow for 1 year and just quit wow for 4 months ago and life is so much better than it was before now girls talk to me and i talk to them and stuff. This may sound stupid but how do u get a girlfriend ? or what do you talk with the girl to be yours and stuff could anyone explain me please
    Ask her to a movie or something and kiss her before you ask her to be yours.

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    Before you do anything, build up some self-confidence.
    If you're new to interacting with the opposite sex, get ready to face rejection.
    It's something that everyone goes through at first, but it helps build confidence if taken the right way.

    A lot of women (if not all) don't like a guy who's nervous and jittery the whole damn date.

    Tip 1 : Don't be sexually judgmental. A women's worst fear is to be viewed as "easy"

    Tip 2 : Don't get angry at her if she does something stupid. Women know they have emotional outbursts and they need to know that you can handle that.

    Tip 3 : Don't let her control you etc in any way. She will lose all respect for you.

    Tip 4 : Don't try to impress her, ie showing off. As soon as she see's that you're trying to prove yourself, she'll lose all interest.

    Tip 5 : Don't ignore her friends. A woman values her friends opinions more than just about anything else in the world. Nothing matters to her more than what other women are thinking.

    Tip 6 : To get your woman attracted, you've gotta mix up those feelings. Don't just make her feel good. Make her feel good, sad, angry, connected, astonished, intrigued etc. Make her laugh.

    Tip 7 : As she gets more emotional, she'll probably try to ruin things by throwing in logic. She'll ask you questions, sure, but don't take it seriously and give some logical answer.

    Tip 8 : She will start asking you lots of questions. This what women will do when they suddenly find themselves attracted to a guy they know nothing about. This is a chance to open up a little and find out more about her and build a deeper connection.

    Tip 9 : Keep your woman always swinging somewhere in between validated and rejected. If she feels rejected, she drops out or gets REALLY MAD. And if she feels to validated, she'll wave goodbye in a heartbeat. So push her away (emotionally) and then pull her back in.

    Tip 10 : Move her to different locations. Take her next door to hangout. Take her to a gallery to check out some art. The more locations the better.

    One more thing : Many guys make the mistake of listening to a woman's romantic advice. Don't listen to them; they don't know what they're talking about, and they will steer you wrong. They tell you what they think they want instead of they they actually respond to.

    Now go out and get yourself a girlfriend m*therfuc*er!

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