Twilight Eclipse

[Groteske]

It's official.

This is a cheesy teen romance that happens to include vampires and werewolves that does nothing amazing instead of annoy me.

Volturi? Why don't they kill any of the Cullens?

Why haven't any of the Cullens been killed?

It's another boring story where all the good guys live and all the bad guys die.

I hate the Cullens and if I was a cheesy vampire that sparkled in the Twilight world.....I would rip all of their heads off.

And I am especially sick of Kristen Stewart repeating over and over that she isn't normal. It is amazing how the best actor in my opinion dies in this movie. She may of been evil but damn she showed actual passion. Unlike the 3 main characters who just kiss each other and whine about love.

Vampire movies should always be about revenge. Whether it's the good guy hunting vamps cause they killed his family or the vamp killing others because they killed his lover.

[Zymbaline]

I thought it had some fun scenes. It wasn't great, and I wouldn't watch it again, but it was quite enjoyable.

[IronyTaken]

I thought it had some fun scenes. It wasn't great, and I wouldn't watch it again, but it was quite enjoyable.

Girls these days.......

Oh wait they were always like that.

[Hatashi]

zomg twlight be so cool and like vampires and dem teen werewolfzz and like muscleez and like omg like vampirez and shit yo.

[Norrin Radd]

So I was dragged to this by one of my friends, his girl friend wanted to see it and he didn't want to be miserable alone, so I said yes providing he got me drunk. And since I didn't go in expecting much it wasn't all that bad. I mean it was by no means good, but it wasn't awful either. That last fight scene was actually pretty cool.

This is actually the most transparant lie I've ever read.

You quite clearly wanted to see it and ended up liking it.

[Rude_Boy]

This is actually the most transparant lie I've ever read.

You quite clearly wanted to see it and ended up liking it.

Actually I was just there to hit on pre-*****cent girls.

[$$$]

*ahem*


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That is all.

[Norrin Radd]

Norrin has a crush on Stephenie Meyer.

God, yes.

Borderline-obese, uncultured women with a poor grasp of literature and grammar. She hits all my fetishes.

[Pan]

Actually I met Zymbaline on my way out of the theatre after watching Eclipse the other day. : O

[Spirit]

I like Twilight.

[KillHannah]

This movie was a total eclipse of the heart.