Need help get me out of this situation

...I just told this girl on fb its her bday you know,

"if it ain't my favorite girls B-day.
Happy B-day [CENSOR]Dont shine on'em too much. "


Next thing i know my phone ****ing explodes with text messages.


"Oh she yo FAVORITE!? OK THEN"
"OH so thats how it is"
"What makes her so good?"
"So what am I then"

And so on x10 for abunch of people.... I mean **** did I do something THAT bad?