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  1. 07-25-2010, 04:53 PM #1
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    Post Artemis: School of Trollcraft and Pyromancy



    Hello, My name is Akira. I am one of two headmasters at Artemis: School of Trollcraft and Pyromancy.

    The other is, Chef Toad, or as you know him: Ricardo0110.

    We will be instructing people on the correct and most effective methods of trollfcraft, as well as transforming you into qualified and powerful fire mages and flame sorcerers.

    Entrance requirements are as follows:

    You must have at least 300+ posts. You cannot be an effective troll if you aren't somewhat known in your community.

    You must be able to type with correct grammar and punctuation. Your post will most likely be skipped over if it cannot be read easily.

    You must already have knowledge of the following:
    4chan
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    Chatroulette
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    There is no admission exam.
  2. 07-25-2010, 04:54 PM #2
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    Hello there. Im Chef Toad.
  3. 07-25-2010, 04:56 PM #3
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    This should be in the RPG section, not here.
  4. 07-25-2010, 04:59 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by MageMoa View Post
    This should be in the RPG section, not here.
    This is a perfect example of a troll.

    I ALMOST flipped out on him, but then realized:

    "I C WAT U DID THAR"

    He's simply attempting to troll. This is clearly not an RP, but more of a way for us to teach our fellow loungers effective trolling techniques.
  5. 07-25-2010, 05:03 PM #5
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    No... it definately belongs in the RPG section. After all, the Artemis Fowl books were awful.
  6. 07-25-2010, 05:06 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Runwiththelight View Post
    No... it definately belongs in the RPG section. After all, the Artemis Fowl books were awful.
    Butthurt. Much ?
  7. 07-25-2010, 05:07 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Runwiththelight View Post
    No... it definately belongs in the RPG section. After all, the Artemis Fowl books were awful.
    Runwiththelight is just butthurt because I offered him a headmaster position, but he was too busy playing League of Legends to accept.

    Now I would like this thread to be on topic, and about methods of trolling and other pyramantic incantations.
  8. 07-25-2010, 05:12 PM #8
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    I support this school...
  9. 07-25-2010, 05:13 PM #9
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    Well. I will be trolling Chatroulette till new students arrive.
  10. 07-25-2010, 05:13 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrueElements View Post
    I support this school...
    You were one of the people I was going to include in the headmasters list.

    I was waiting for you to come into this thread.
  11. 07-25-2010, 05:22 PM #11
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    Teach me the art, I shall be your apprentice, right after I stick my penis into this sock.
  12. 07-25-2010, 05:26 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akira View Post
    Runwiththelight is just butthurt because I offered him a headmaster position, but he was too busy playing League of Legends to accept.

    Now I would like this thread to be on topic, and about methods of trolling and other pyramantic incantations.
    BassTurd. Tbs, what methods will you be teaching?

    EDIT: At torian, I guess far is never too far lulz.
  13. 07-25-2010, 05:49 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by paladin catling View Post
    i do not approve.
    Quote Originally Posted by raiyne View Post
    this is so lame.
    . .
  14. 07-25-2010, 05:53 PM #14
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    trolling is one of the more uncreative uses of the imagination and wit. just like sarcasm.
  15. 07-25-2010, 05:57 PM #15
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    OP wins.
  16. 07-25-2010, 06:24 PM #16
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    I wanted to troll but i couldnt becouse i forgot how.. >_>
  17. 07-25-2010, 06:25 PM #17
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    **** my photobucket and useing that jessi slaughter pictured linked to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MageMoa View Post
    This should be in the RPG section, not here.
    The only RPG sections are Free MMORPG and Free MMORPG Requests, although singleplayer rpgs may be discussed in the Singleplayer Games section. Or were you talking about RPs? If the latter, then no, it still doesn't belong there since it's obviously a joke and does not conform with any of Onrpg's Roleplaying rules.

    The thread stays here.
  19. 07-25-2010, 06:32 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    The only RPG sections are Free MMORPG and Free MMORPG Requests, although singleplayer rpgs may be discussed in the Singleplayer Games section. Or were you talking about RPs? If the latter, then no, it still doesn't belong there since it's obviously a joke and does not conform with any of Onrpg's Roleplaying rules.

    The thread stays here.
    RP section, my bad :3
  20. 07-25-2010, 06:33 PM #20
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    hello, im nancy, i am headmaster of the school of shut the fucck up

    c wat i did thar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MageMoa View Post
    RP section, my bad :3


    You best be trollin

    Quote Originally Posted by nancy.<3's.you View Post
    hello, im nancy, i am headmaster of the school of shut the fucck up

    c wat i did thar
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    i download game korea i nad ksssn but i not taiwanesse.
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    How I post Pikture of a kitty?!!1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkscorpio View Post
    How I post Pikture of a kitty?!!1
    You aint got no pancake mix!
  25. 07-25-2010, 10:59 PM #25
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    inb4 Akira goes "LOL I TROL U"

    Fail thread is fail.
    'specially because you can't troll. :/
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