inb4paladincatling
inb4paladincatling
tbh, i'd get a groteske
why?
it keeps people at bay
Reputation: 87Paladin Catling.
Greed. He stays under my bed.. (or was it in my closet)
Heck, does he still post?
Reputation: 1151One of the furries around here. Not for my own entertainment, but theirs.
Reputation: 785MotbL would be that awesome dog who's not really your pet but your best buddy and companion and you just make an awesome team.
Cloud13 would be that wicked chill housedog who's just "sup man, let's hang out and be bros together."
Loric would be that cat who hates everyone and vomits everywhere. Goddamnit, Loric.
Norrin would be that cool cat who thinks he owns the house and probably actually does in a way.
Groteske would be that annoying parrot who bites everything and is really spiteful and you can't relate to.
Oisterboy would be that cool parrot who can talk and make jokes and has no problem just hanging out on your shoulder and impressing your hot dates.
Bryan would be that awesome lizard that just seems to know, man.
Reputation: 132Paladin Catling, cause he is a cat, but I don't like cats tbh.
*Pees all over thread*
Mine now.
Reputation: 47Daddy, can you buy me Norrin Rad? i don't have to walk him outside.
Reputation: 131
Reputation: 785Lefos, are you a crazy cat lady?
Reputation: 37Silly humans.
Thanks assholes! All of you dicks will be fish and I will flush you all down the toilet.
Except Queen and BunZz. Those two will be my awesome human pets.
Yes I support slavery.
She knows how to party.
That sure is plain as far as sandwiches go.
I think you could hold out for something better.
Reputation: 785Oh, I'll take everyone else as a pet rock and make a rock garden.