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    mine is from a sublime song.

    Early in the morning, I rise onto the streets. Light me up a ciggarette and strap shoes on my feet.

    that is basically how everyones day starts.. except for the cigarettes

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    I dont screw the alliance.

    I brutaly **** all of their orifaces, then pass it on to a buddy for sloppy seconds (he likes it that way)
    Thats from a person who isnt on this forum.

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    "What??, bug poison's people poison????" - Homer Simpson.....greatest quote in the world....

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    "Life is like animal porn, it's simply not for everybody." - Doug Stanhope.

    -Ripe

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    If at first you don't succeed...Burn all evidence that you actually tried.

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    keep dreaming so your future can be seen
    always remember that ...so that your dream will come true...
    always and forever.....^_^

    best anime quote!

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    "Who gives a flying ****?"

    Don't know why, but I find that funny...

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    I can't really find any valuable quotes other than any thing from the movie "Anchorman".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    bounty u f*cking spammer.
    now that is my all time favorite quote

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChicaQueenOfWarGames View Post
    mine:
    I am free of all prejudices, I hate everyone equally.
    prej·u·dice

    1. An adverse judgment or opinion formed beforehand or without knowledge or examination of the facts.
    2. A preconceived preference or idea.
    2. The act or state of holding unreasonable preconceived judgments or convictions. See Synonyms at predilection.
    3. Irrational suspicion or hatred of a particular group, race, or religion.

    Even if you hate everyone equally, wouldnt that still make you prejudice?

    Meh, my favorite is

    "If your parents didnt have any children, you probably wont either. Its genetic."

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    Here is a couple of them.

    1.Save energy........ Fart in a jar.
    2.u can weigh shit in 1 hand n wishes in other. Let's see which fills up first.
    3.A ship is safe in harbour but thats not what ships r built for

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loric View Post
    That wasn't spam, it was a quote from, "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy."
    Might not be spam, but it sure is ****ing annoying.

    My favorites include:

    "If three bears go into a cave and two come out, is it safe to enter?" -Steven Pinker.

    "What are phernailia and why do they only come in pairs?" - Thilo.

    "**** bees" - Dane Cook

    "In my country, when baby cries, we eat it." - Selman

    And the all time best quote ever is:

    "I find this whole Internet thing goes over a lot better if you don't try to understand the people on it." -Doc Evil

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratchet Dreadlocked
    dont try this at home kids
    DO IT AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE!
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