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    Default The Expendables

    Who is going to go see The expendables? Personally i plan to see it opening night and am expecting it to be the best action movie in the past few years, usually i don't put many expectation's on movies but with the expendables cast i just cant see it being bad


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    well just saw it, and im glad to say this movie has 60$ off of me, hopefully that will go into the money pool for a second.

    how i spent 60$ well i bought i ticket's for the 5PM showing, and gf had to work late and i couldnt get a refund (wtf) then i bought tickets for the 7PM showing and right when we were about to leave my gf told me that my mom took the car to take my sister and her friends to get food, also couldn't get a refund for that, but i was determined to see this movie, so i bought a ticket for the 11PM showing and we made it to that but didnt buy any popcorn or anything because i was already out 60$ anyways on to the movie.

    Ill start with probably the worst part of the movie, and that was, well it was nothing.

    i went in and got exactly what i expected and went for, action you can tell the movie had little to no CGI and it was all good ol' 80s style sets, the set design was amazing and what would take most 150m+ budget movies 20 million to pull off came pretty much free because a lot of the places they filmed at were actual shops and places, so it had a bit of realism in that respect, the story was pretty straight forward and basic, mercenaries get job, they do job, and one of the job's they turn down ends up being really special for the main man (stallone) and instead of going to finish the job he decides hes going back for the girl and his team decides to come along with.

    The jokes were pretty funny, and a lot of them had to do with the actor's in the real world, like people making fun of stallone's age and in the church with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Stallone makes a joke about him wanting to be the president. and most of the other jokes ended up with jet li's height being the butt of the joke.


    final word, dont go into the movie expecting a pg-13 action like most are today, while its not as bloody as most 80's action mvoies were, its still got bodys being blown up. if you dont like 80's action movies you're probably not going to like this movie and you might as well pass and save your money for transformers 3 or what ever you like.

    i give it a 9 out of 10 just because i don't believe in rating stuff 10/10

    ill probably wright a more in-depth and better "review" after i see it again, and don't have kids crying and people laughing and claping and screaming at every little thing that happens (i'm looking at you idian family of 20 that sat behind me and in front of me), i missed a lot of parts because i went into my own little world to stop myself from getting up and making a scene and yelling at everyone


    cant wait to see the The expendables 2, its already been confirmed and its underway, unless the first flops.

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    SPOILERthe part that made the movie for me personally was when terry crews came in and saved the teams life by killing 20+ people with a a12 shotgun while walking and spraying through the hallway

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    It might be fun, who knows?

    The A-Team was the most fun I'd had in a movie for a long, long time.

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    The hell, a lot of great actors in there..
    Might be a good one, I'm not hyping, hyping always dissapoints :]

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    There are no great actors there...

    Rourke's the only one with legitimately good acting chops. Stallone has had some good roles, but who else is a good ACTOR?

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    It looks alright but idk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norrin Radd View Post
    It might be fun, who knows?

    The A-Team was the most fun I'd had in a movie for a long, long time.
    Didn't find A-Team all that great, was a good time waster for my eating sessions though

    Was the kind of movie I had to see in parts, couldn't to sit through all of it.


    Anyway, The Expendables, going to be a must watch, since it has all the ol' buttkicking stars in them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norrin Radd View Post
    There are no great actors there...

    Rourke's the only one with legitimately good acting chops. Stallone has had some good roles, but who else is a good ACTOR?
    After seeing 12 Monkeys I've got a lot of respect for Bruce Willis as an actor.

    Other than the Sixth Sense that is about the only good movie he's been in.

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    I'll see it for the lols. Certainly not in a theater. The only movies I bother to see in a theater are things I really, really, really care about.

    ie: Cloverfield, Harry Potter movies, ummmm...I can't even think of the last movie I saw in a theater (willingly).

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    Why is Rocky shooting a gun? I'm pretty sure boxers aren't allowed to do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSkald View Post
    Why is Rocky shooting a gun? I'm pretty sure boxers aren't allowed to do that.
    but rocky is rambo.. and rambo kick's ***

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiger1526 View Post
    but rocky is rambo.. and rambo kick's ***
    Who the f*ck is Rambo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSkald View Post
    Who the f*ck is Rambo?
    he is John Rambo

    Quote Originally Posted by Norrin Radd View Post
    There are no great actors there...

    Rourke's the only one with legitimately good acting chops. Stallone has had some good roles, but who else is a good ACTOR?
    Terry Crews is a good actor imo

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSkald View Post
    Who the f*ck is Rambo?


    Also

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    Quote Originally Posted by maoc389 View Post
    Who needs good acting when the film is all about the *** kicking?

    If they have more lines then fighting scenes, then the movie fails as it's advertised.

    i want a good 10-90 ratio
    from what ive read about the movie, it starts off slow with no action and a lot of talking

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    oh god talking

    i hate talking

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