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Thread: Tom Hanks VS Your Mother

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    RedWraithQueen's mum, obviously.

    She kicked a car bumper with an open toed sandal.
    She left a dent in it.

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    RedWraithQueen's mum, obviously.


    She gave birth to RedWraithQueen.

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    RedWraithQueen's mum, obviously.

    She once went to burger king and ordered a big mac....and believe me, she got it

    Quote Originally Posted by zaberisk2 View Post
    also, bodybuilders donīt eat healthy

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    I am sure that OnRPG agrees with me when I say that my mom would win.

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    My mom. With her ugly ***** face she would scare the crap out of him.

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    My Mom obviously.

    She wrestles polar bears and punches sharks.

    She could make Chuck Norris clean his room,do the dishes and mow the lawn

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    RedWraithQueen's mom, obviously.

    She is the life of parties she has never attended.
    If a monument was built in her honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
    She lost her virginity before her mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryan View Post
    RedWraithQueen's mom, obviously.

    She is the life of parties she has never attended.
    If a monument was built in her honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
    She lost her virginity before her mother.
    So did I .

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    My mom, hands down.

    My mom whooped my *** once...I'll never forget it. I didn't think she had it in her. I just stood there in shock. Er, sat, 'cause she knocked me the **** down hahahaha.

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    RedWraithQueen's mother, obviously.

    She once accidentally the whole Truck driver.

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    RedWraithQueen's mom, obviously.

    She taught Alexander Hamilton how to duel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MageMoa View Post
    So did I .
    I don't think you understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raiyne View Post
    I don't think you understand.

    This




    And um, Tom Hanks obviously. RUN FOREST RUN



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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    My mom, hands down.

    My mom whooped my *** once...I'll never forget it. I didn't think she had it in her. I just stood there in shock. Er, sat, 'cause she knocked me the **** down hahahaha.

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