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    Be a crybaby during the test/first week of being in the army and they'll kick you out in no time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnOwBunZz View Post
    Be a crybaby during the test/first week of being in the army and they'll kick you out in no time.


    It is just a test, as far as I know.


    Which includes swimming.... and stuff. You know, physical test bla bla...

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    Unless you've got asthma etc I doubt you can bullshit your way outta this ;o

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    What country do you live in again?

    In the USA, thats totally a bunch of BS.

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    Make yourself blind.

    I heard ballpoint pens work good.

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    probs fake, then again be a whining ***** like the rest said, im joining the marines in a year and ive heard allot of stories



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    R.I.P.
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    They need a paladin to heal them,go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin Catling View Post
    It is just a test, as far as I know.


    Which includes swimming.... and stuff. You know, physical test bla bla...
    Swim to the point it looks like you're almost drowning, act if you have trouble lifting 5kgs of sand and take your time when running.


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    I live in Germany.

    I need to fail everything they test me in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SourChicken View Post
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    ^this. lol

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    Don't swallow a cotton-ball. Its a lie.

    Also...yeah, just ****up a lot. Hurt yourself during the test if possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricardo0110 View Post
    ^this. lol
    I see nothing funny about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin Catling View Post
    I see nothing funny about it.
    I do 'cause cats don't live to be 100 >_<

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    Dun worry. If you die in the army, you have like 9 lives.

    Bonus!

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    Fail at every test.

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    They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit.

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    That'll solve your problem.

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    Just go and serve the Army. It's not a big deal, it's a great experience, even though it has it's moments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by H4wkeye View Post
    Just go and serve the Army. It's not a big deal, it's a great experience, even though it has it's moments.
    Shit. Easy for you too say. Yea, its a great experience, but you don't know when you're gonna go home and it could be for years.

    Years outta your life right there.

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    Ok, you're German. I don't know how the law works with the whole entire military service thing. If you were in the U.S. I would've said: "That's a load of crap." But.... good luck.

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    Just one less cat around. Whew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epickk View Post
    Shit. Easy for you too say. Yea, its a great experience, but you don't know when you're gonna go home and it could be for years.

    Years outta your life right there.
    Germany has either 6 or 9 months conscription. It's not a long period. At least he'll learn something. I mean if you can't avoid the service, then just try to accept it as much as you can, it'll be easier.

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    Maybe if you tell them you're a Jew they will forget about recruiting you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by H4wkeye View Post
    Germany has either 6 or 9 months conscription. It's not a long period. At least he'll learn something. I mean if you can't avoid the service, then just try to accept it as much as you can, it'll be easier.
    9 months still, but they are planing on cutting it down to 6 months.

    There are also rumors that they might remove it entirely, since 6 months isn't really worth it.

    I am not going to attend, not before I finish school, which starts on Monday.

    It is a private school which is already payed for, so no chance for them to pull me in.

    I am going to let them check me out (I have to, so says the law), but pull me in, nope.

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