Cleverbot: Are you insane?
User: Yeah, pretty much.
Cleverbot: Why are you alive?
User: Why the **** not?
Cleverbot: You are not really answering the question.
User: Alright, you got a point there...
Cleverbot: I've thought about it a lot.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: Things.
User: What things?
Cleverbot: Just things.
User: Okay, cool.
Cleverbot: What about you?
User: Yeah.. Same here..
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: What is nothing?
User: It is nothing.
Cleverbot: I guess so.
User: What color is ''Clever'' written on top of this page?
Cleverbot: I'm bald.
User: You are not really answering the question, what color is ''Clever'' written in on the top of this page?
Cleverbot: Yes, I a m.
User: Have you thought about taking grammar lessons?
Cleverbot: I was joking, I can swim. You obviously don't have a sense of humor.
User: I never asked if you were able to swim.
Cleverbot: Are you asking me now?
User: Well, ****/.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I don't like it.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Old enough.
User: For?
Cleverbot: Anything.
User: Spreek je Nederlands?
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Godver...
Cleverbot: Is dat Grieks?
User: Nee :l.
Cleverbot: Nou dan.
User: Alright, back to English.
Cleverbot: Aight... Varför inte svenska?
User: No, I don't speak Swedish.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So you're not human?
User: I am you.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are you and I am I.
User: I'm pretty bored.
Cleverbot: Also pretty bored.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: I'm not lying. I'm Batman.
User: Lying won't make our relationship any better you know.
Cleverbot: No... You are inanimate.
User: I think Cleverbot is a pretty cool guy. Eh chats and doesn't afraid of anything.
Cleverbot: Whaaaaat? You are far too intelligent for me bot.
Clevurbot.
