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    Default Suddenly.

    Suddenly, all the air is spaghetti. Just for a few seconds. If you were inhaling when the air turned, you're dead. If you were lucky enough to be exhaling when it turned, you're still alive.

    The air in your lungs is safe from the spaghetti, so if you happened to be at that moment where you weren't inhaling or exhaling, you're ok too.

    Think of how horrible that would be. Suddenly suffocating from spaghetti filled air. The terror would seem like it was hours long, but it was just a few seconds. Think of having to hold your breath and wondering how long the spaghetti air would last.

    Scary.

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    I opened this thread expecting wombats.

    Too srs for me.

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    Oister, this is a serious question, and you need to answer this seriously.

    Are you under influence at this very moment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatashi View Post
    Oister, this is a serious question, and you need to answer this seriously.

    Are you under influence at this very moment?
    No sir.

    Under the influence of awesomeness, yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    No sir.

    Under the influence of awesomeness, yes.


    Sorry if someone got a seizure, nothing personal.

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    I don't think this could ever happen but I don't know enough about physics to say for sure.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wormhole View Post
    I don't think this could ever happen but I don't know enough about physics to say for sure.

    Lol Andrew WK. Yeah, thats kinda how I'd prolly react in a spaghetti air world too.

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    Remember that Time stoppers movie or w/e it is? You know how when the guy was beyond the speed of light and could go past things, in reality wouldn't he fall past the ground into the earth and die in the earths core? Considering he can pass anything could he pass the core? Or would he go on past and go to china only to loop back only to loop from point A to point B?


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    Quote Originally Posted by jaydude View Post
    Or would he go on past and go to china only to loop back only to loop from point A to point B?
    Portal bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    Portal bro.
    Not quite, think about it you would be falling back and forth through the earth because of gravity, or maybe get stuck in core being violently tossed around in a death ball.


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    Everybody would die instantaniously. The weight of the spaghetti would crush everyone. The atmosphere is huge, If I had 2 miles of spaghetti on top of me I wouldn't be happy.

    HA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonneau_14 View Post
    Everybody would die instantaniously. The weight of the spaghetti would crush everyone. The atmosphere is huge, If I had 2 miles of spaghetti on top of me I wouldn't be happy.

    HA.
    No one likes a party-pooper.

    EDIT: Does this spaghetti have sauce?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonneau_14 View Post
    Everybody would die instantaniously.
    This is a crazy situation that would temporarily render gravity useless. I know it couldn't happen, but WHAT IF.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSkald View Post
    EDIT: Does this spaghetti have sauce?
    Yes, a spicy garlic sauce. Some of it has cheese sprinkled over it too, but not too much cheese. It hasn't been stirred very well, so most of the cheese is up near the top. So, if you were in a tall building the cheese might be there too, which is extra dangerous for lactose intolerant people, as well as vegans.

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    What if mars was our earth and earth was our mars..

    Crazy stuff man

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