>Walk into Gamestop
>Cute Asian girl is working behind counter, exactly as planned
>Grab copy of Arcana Hearts, walk to counter
>Slip on random urine puddle and crash face first into register
>Hear sickly crunch and tink-tink as my rotten teeth snap and fall behind counter
>Black out for 10 seconds, lose control of bowels
>Regain consciousness, realize I am lying in my own wastes
>Asian girl covering mouth, crying in disgust
>Attempt to flee store
>Shoelaces caught on Fallout 3 display
>Trip and crash sprawling into gameguide rack
>Fallout 3 statue falls directly on my testicles
>Vomit straight up, running into face and eyes
>Flailing around on merchandise, gibbering and crying
>Blindly grope for door, knocking everything crashing
>Finally stagger into sunlight
>Limp towards bus stop in rain, humiliated
> Never got my game

Just read it and laughed my *** off. Post some funny stories.