Workout guide

[TaikoxKashi]

12. Stick your dick in a blender

[Oisterman]

12. Stick your dick in a blender

Please note this is optional, and may infact result in loss of your penis.

However, as an alternative, I suggest a woman. Or a craigslist *****. Or a man, if'n thats how you get it done.

[Hatashi]

Ok, this is a workout guide for a real man. You have to be tough as shit to do this, so don't try it if you're not.

1. Drink like infinity beers
2. Sprint like crazy around the block
3. Stop to puke after the first 100 feet
4. Try to sprint again, but keep puking, and slow to a walk
5. Sit down
6. Find a blender, and put your fist in there
7. Turn the blender on its lowest setting
8. Resist the blades
9. Wake up at 1 PM the next day, with a bloody fist in a blender
10. Take a power nap
11. Jog home

Repeat this every few days for maximum effect.

[Bad Hamster]

I don't think I have enough hands to go for a few extra days once I did this. Can I start slow and use my fingers first??

[Oisterman]

I don't think I have enough hands to go for a few extra days once I did this. Can I start slow and use my fingers first??

The blender will not chop your hand off, rather scratch it up a bit. After a few days, this will callus over and should be enough to break any blender short of the magic bullet. (or that will it blend blender, whatever its name is).

This is when you move to the next fist.