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    Default Jokes.

    Jokes are fun... m'kay?

    I'll start.

    [B]So, there’s a man crawling through the desert.
    He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, hadgreat fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a
    big rock, and then he couldn’t get it started again. There were no cell
    phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family,
    his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few
    friends had no idea he was out here.

    He stayed with the car for a day or so, but his one bottle of water ran out
    and he was getting thirsty. He thought maybe he knew the direction back, now
    that he’d paid attention to the sun and thought he’d figured out which way
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    yeah... let me tell you guys a short joke.

    What part of tennis is a waitress good at? Serving.

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    What's a hairless skinbag that only deserves to be trampled under the feet of our glorious growing empire?

    A human!


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    womens rights

    i keeed, i keeed.
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    good read, but i dont see how its a joke lol

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    I read the whole thing, and now I'm blind.

    It was beautiful right until the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    What's a hairless skinbag that only deserves to be trampled under the feet of our glorious growing empire?

    A human!

    What do you call a thousand dead humans at the bottom of a ditch?

    A good start!


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    Good one!


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    Hatashi, how about some NOT SO ****ING HUGE GIGANTIC jokes. I ain't reading that, it's like huge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by H4wkeye View Post
    Hatashi, how about some NOT SO ****ING HUGE GIGANTIC jokes. I ain't reading that, it's like huge.
    tl;dr version: Either crash into Nate or a lever. Word play ensues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cloud13 View Post
    tl;dr version: Either crash into Nate or a lever. Word play ensues.
    Blargh....

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    I was expecting a joke.. not a ****ing story

    I am dissapoint

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    Good story.

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    Hey, how about this great idea, try posting it in the following thread:

    http://www.onrpg.com/boards/116852.html

    It should be Pictures/Videos/Jokes, not just Pictures & Videos.
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    Looks like fun to me, when the creatures die and freeze then burst into a bunch of smaller cubes makes me squeal like a small girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy-Kill View Post
    It should be Pictures/Videos/Jokes, not just Pictures & Videos.
    But it isn't. :[

    Even the OP said so.

    "STORIES ARE NOW ALLOWED!!!"

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    If anyone is bothered, I can make 10 threads with this.

    A place to kick back and relax, spam rules do not apply!

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    Hmm, well, I can edit the OP on my thread still and allow jokes, I thought it was a gimme, but I guess not o.o'

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