So where should you book your room? Well it’s no surprise that those countries speaking the language of love also practice it well, too: Spain, Brazil, Italy, and France claim the top four slots on the World’s Best Lovers list. Surprisingly, Ireland rounds out the top five. Hmmmm ... perhaps it’s the Guinness?

World's Worst Lovers:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

World’s Best Lovers:
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

All this LoveBuzzer can attest to is that the Italians definitely earn their place above France. Why it’s been called the “French Kiss” and not the “Italian Kiss” is something she’ll never understand. Australians are pretty great, too.

Readers, do you agree? What’s your experience?
LOVE SAUCE (bow chicka bow wow)
DISCUSS, all you savages whose countries did not make it into the top 10!