The World’s Ten Best and Worst Lovers

[power_gamer_6]

So where should you book your room? Well it’s no surprise that those countries speaking the language of love also practice it well, too: Spain, Brazil, Italy, and France claim the top four slots on the World’s Best Lovers list. Surprisingly, Ireland rounds out the top five. Hmmmm ... perhaps it’s the Guinness?

World's Worst Lovers:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

World’s Best Lovers:
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

All this LoveBuzzer can attest to is that the Italians definitely earn their place above France. Why it’s been called the “French Kiss” and not the “Italian Kiss” is something she’ll never understand. Australians are pretty great, too.

Readers, do you agree? What’s your experience?

LOVE SAUCE (bow chicka bow wow)
DISCUSS, all you savages whose countries did not make it into the top 10!

[BadpcGuy]

Oh look. Italians and Canadians are both on the "Best Lovers" list.

I wonder why you posted this.

It must be an error and messed it up with America.

[hobolord]

Australia is number 7.

[bonneau_14]

It must be an error and messed it up with America.

Hah. You're sadly mistaken.

Canada breeds hockey players and hot women.

America breeds obesity. HEHE I'M TOO MUCH OF AN IDIOT TO PUT THE KFC DOWN AND WALK SOMEWHERE.

I think french is the most romantic language so France should be on top of the list.

BTW, I'm not french.

It can be a very nice language to listen to, but some things can't be said without sounding rancid. I'm sure English sounds like trash to everyone who doesn't speak it.

[supe]

NO asians?!?!? Well i'm half spanish/filipino and grew up in canada. hahah